Uncyclopedia - better than Wikipedia!

[Garenth]

I'm sure some of you already know about this awesome website, but for those of you that don't, check it out!

At first glance it may look like a typical Wiki but very soon you will realise that little is as it should be.

An example from "Today's features article":

A salamander is a kind of amphibian. It is the only amphibian in existence that is unable to breathe in or out of water, although they can breathe in deep space. They are typically characterized by their slender bodies, long tails and general look of discomfort.

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[Minus]

BACON

First invented by Sir Francis BACON to combat famine, BACON lives true to its purpose as the primary weapon in the War on Hunger. To date, it has fed billions of people around the world, many of whom have developed such a fanatical love for it they changed their last name to BACON.

 

[Danielle]

Toast:

is a life form under the species name 'dinosaurus butteronburntbreadus'. Every day thousands of innocent slices of toast lose their lives in a buttery fury of consumption by larger species. Toast has also been linked to the mysterious disappearances of certain famous people. Certain parties and organisations have done all they can to ensure every Big Brother "celebrity" gets to ingest some of the buttery stuff.

 

[ThisGuy]

Marijuana

Marijuana is found in nature as a plant with multiple thin leaves, and can either be found in uncivilized lands or in the private gardens of some individuals. The plant itself is highly toxic, and if ingested directly, can cause a victim to fall into a comatose state, or worse, become a Philosophical Zombie. Even passing within a certain distance of the plant has been known to cause mild hallucinations. When harvested, the leaves are generally removed from the stems (although some exceptions are known) and ground up to enable easier transportation. When it reaches the recipient user, they roll it in specially treated paper to form a spindle shape. They then light the end with whatever means available, although most users prefer a flame discolored with other chemicals to enhance the effect. Marijuana is also known by the street terms "weed," "pot," "crack," "stump," "plant," "heroin," "rat poison," and "that skunky-ass honeysuckle that my man Foamie sells."