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I'd totally buy this game, it sounds awesome
Female Voice: "We've got a new friend for everyone!"
Pogo: "Aauh...aauuh...auuhh!"
Female Voice: "He's got fur, and a tail, he gets in lots of trouble, but
he's a bouncy little fellow. Cos he's got springs for legs! *boing
boing* Pogo the Monkey, the best new videogame for the whole
family."
Girl: "I love you Pogo, you bounce!"
Female Voice: "Help Pogo escape from the evil research laboratory, where
the mean old scientists genetically altered him! Uh-oh, the
pharmaceutical scientist is going to get you Pogo!"
Girl: "Here you go Pogo, have a gold coin."
Female Voice: "Good thing Pogo has a banana cannon! Those nasty scientists
deserved to die! Now get the shampoo manufacturers before they squirt
it in your eye!"
Girl: "Here you go Pogo, have a diamond!"
Female Voice: "You'll guide Pogo through tons of adventures, including
saving Timmy, who fell down the well."
Timmy: "Heeeelllp!"
Pogo: "Ooh aah ahh aah!"
Girl: "Here you go Pogo, have a big watch!"
Female Voice: "Rescue the cat from the tree with your banana cannon
Pogo..."
Cat: "Meeeeeoww" *boooom*
Girl: "Here you go Pogo, have a fast car!"
Female Voice: "And help Pogo to his final mission...destroying the White
House with his friends and become President of the United States!"
Pogo: "Aauuhh!"
Female Voice: "Pogo the Monkey's the game kids are sure to stare at for
hours! Everyone loves Pogo! Idiot Gamer called Pogo the best spring
and simian game since Bouncing Bananas! Buy the game Pogo the Monkey
today. Right Pogo!?!"
Pogo: "Auuhh...auuhh..aauuhhh!"
Female Voice: <fast speech> "And coming soon...Pogo the Monkey card game,
Pogo the Monkey plastic dolls, Pogo the Monkey quilt covers and Pogo
the Monkey car covers. For the dad who has everything, why not a Pogo
the Monkey tie and sports jacket, for the lady in your life why not
Pogo the Monkey chocolates and hygiene products so she smells like a
real monkey? And for kids a life size living springing breathing
monkey, all available at pogothemonkey.com!" <end fast speech>
Pogo: "Aauh...aauuh...auuhh!"
Female Voice: "He's got fur, and a tail, he gets in lots of trouble, but
he's a bouncy little fellow. Cos he's got springs for legs! *boing
boing* Pogo the Monkey, the best new videogame for the whole
family."
Girl: "I love you Pogo, you bounce!"
Female Voice: "Help Pogo escape from the evil research laboratory, where
the mean old scientists genetically altered him! Uh-oh, the
pharmaceutical scientist is going to get you Pogo!"
Girl: "Here you go Pogo, have a gold coin."
Female Voice: "Good thing Pogo has a banana cannon! Those nasty scientists
deserved to die! Now get the shampoo manufacturers before they squirt
it in your eye!"
Girl: "Here you go Pogo, have a diamond!"
Female Voice: "You'll guide Pogo through tons of adventures, including
saving Timmy, who fell down the well."
Timmy: "Heeeelllp!"
Pogo: "Ooh aah ahh aah!"
Girl: "Here you go Pogo, have a big watch!"
Female Voice: "Rescue the cat from the tree with your banana cannon
Pogo..."
Cat: "Meeeeeoww" *boooom*
Girl: "Here you go Pogo, have a fast car!"
Female Voice: "And help Pogo to his final mission...destroying the White
House with his friends and become President of the United States!"
Pogo: "Aauuhh!"
Female Voice: "Pogo the Monkey's the game kids are sure to stare at for
hours! Everyone loves Pogo! Idiot Gamer called Pogo the best spring
and simian game since Bouncing Bananas! Buy the game Pogo the Monkey
today. Right Pogo!?!"
Pogo: "Auuhh...auuhh..aauuhhh!"
Female Voice: <fast speech> "And coming soon...Pogo the Monkey card game,
Pogo the Monkey plastic dolls, Pogo the Monkey quilt covers and Pogo
the Monkey car covers. For the dad who has everything, why not a Pogo
the Monkey tie and sports jacket, for the lady in your life why not
Pogo the Monkey chocolates and hygiene products so she smells like a
real monkey? And for kids a life size living springing breathing
monkey, all available at pogothemonkey.com!" <end fast speech>
I'd totally buy this game, it sounds awesome
