You might have a dirty mind

[CenotaphGirl]

Okay so my research has led me to a new area of dirty minds…

If you are born in

Jan
Feb
Mar
You have the cleanliest mind, innuendos of sexual nature often go over your head, you are more likely to explore sexuality in straight lines than optic curves and you are a stranger to your own body….

Apr
May
Jun

You often have red and blue days, your partners are often confused by your energy and your passion seems irregular… you might be the type of person who only unlocks those doors 3 times a year and think of that as completely normal. Your understanding of innuendos fluctuates throughout the year.

Jul
Aug
Sep

Very highly dirty in mind, you often say off the cuff things around this arena. You are a pro at innuendos and you are afraid of how accurate this is so will deny it as you like to pretend you are innocent… sorry your mind is filthy just accept the truth

Other months are irrelevant sorry

 

[TheSkaFish]

Well, I can't say I put too much stock in this test, because I don't say things off the cuff that often.
Nor am I a pro at sexual innuendos.
But according to the test, my mind is dirtier than that of former US President and occasional pornographic actor, George W. Bush...

...wait a minute...

...there I go, pretending to be innocent. I guess I just have to accept the truth after all!

 

[CenotaphGirl]

Well, I can't say I put too much stock in this test, because I don't say things off the cuff that often.
Nor am I a pro at sexual innuendos.
But according to the test, my mind is dirtier than that of former US President and occasional pornographic actor, George W. Bush...

...wait a minute...

...there I go, pretending to be innocent. I guess I just have to accept the truth after all!

Everyone tries to deny my flawless research at first just have to think deeply about it to understand I am never wrong

Deffo spat out my drink at the president line born in the u…s…a

 

[TheSkaFish]

Everyone tries to deny my flawless research at first just have to think deeply about it to understand I am never wrong

Deffo spat out my drink at the president line born in the u…s…a

LOL I'll never hear that song the same way again after this!

Glad my post was good for some laughs!

I consider that "Mission Accomplished"


Yes, that was a GWB reference, and yes I'll stop now, lol

 

[TropicalStarfish]

Just a bit earlier, I realized, if you look at the phrase, 'gender fluid,' the right way... It can be dirty. looool

 

[CenotaphGirl]

Just a bit earlier, I realized, if you look at the phrase, 'gender fluid,' the right way... It can be dirty. looool

This made my lips quiver you was deffo born in Jul Aug Sep

 

[NoxApex(N/A)]

Okay so my research has led me to a new area of dirty minds…

If you are born in

Jan
Feb
Mar
You have the cleanliest mind, innuendos of sexual nature often go over your head, you are more likely to explore sexuality in straight lines than optic curves and you are a stranger to your own body….

Apr
May
Jun

You often have red and blue days, your partners are often confused by your energy and your passion seems irregular… you might be the type of person who only unlocks those doors 3 times a year and think of that as completely normal. Your understanding of innuendos fluctuates throughout the year.

Jul
Aug
Sep

Very highly dirty in mind, you often say off the cuff things around this arena. You are a pro at innuendos and you are afraid of how accurate this is so will deny it as you like to pretend you are innocent… sorry your mind is filthy just accept the truth

Other months are irrelevant sorry

That's funny as ****.
I'm glad I went scrolling through this.
Thanks Ceno.

 

[Unsigned]

I was born in Jan and for me this is 100% true.
Despite what I do to get female companionship, I am actual extremely "prudish" (for lack of a better word).
I never flirt, make small talk, initiate nor engage in sexual banter, and most of all I never, ever put my hands on a non-professional female other perhaps a handshake hello.

 

[Murakami_1]

August, time to clean my brain with soap.

 

[CenotaphGirl]

That's funny as honeysuckle.
I'm glad I went scrolling through this.
Thanks Ceno.

I’ll have you know this is real research!

I was born in Jan and for me this is 100% true.
Despite what I do to get female companionship, I am actual extremely "prudish" (for lack of a better word).
I never flirt, make small talk, initiate nor engage in sexual banter, and most of all I never, ever put my hands on a non-professional female other perhaps a handshake hello.

Do you enjoy being touched in platonic ways by the gender you are attracted to? Like would you prefer a hug ? It’s a safe space you can admit it

August, time to clean my brain with soap.

I knew it….

 

[Unsigned]

Do you enjoy being touched in platonic ways by the gender you are attracted to? Like would you prefer a hug ? It’s a safe space you can admit it

No. I have never like hugs & things. I used to pull away from my mother when I was a kid. I find it very uncomfortable having a female hug me unless it is someone I have sex with. And because I have only ever been with professional women, I view sex and physical contact as something I only do with them.

As someone else mentioned on another thread, a relatively small percentage of women (or men for that matter) are physically attractive.
I would say it is around 10% or maybe 15%. And because of the way I was treated by the other kids in school when I was growing up, I have never considered that the 10-15% of girls I find attractive would ever give me a chance -- and if I tried, I would only be insulted and ridiculed. So the most I do is leer at them when I pass them on the street. The other 85-90% are simply invisible to me. Not trying to be mean here, but that's just the way I am. And I am not saying that I think I am in the 10-15% of men that are attractive. Just that I, a regular, average Joe Schmoe, am only attracted to the top 10-15% of females. For whatever reason...

 

[CenotaphGirl]

No. I have never like hugs & things. I used to pull away from my mother when I was a kid. I find it very uncomfortable having a female hug me unless it is someone I have sex with. And because I have only ever been with professional women, I view sex and physical contact as something I only do with them.

As someone else mentioned on another thread, a relatively small percentage of women (or men for that matter) are physically attractive.
I would say it is around 10% or maybe 15%. And because of the way I was treated by the other kids in school when I was growing up, I have never considered that the 10-15% of girls I find attractive would ever give me a chance -- and if I tried, I would only be insulted and ridiculed. So the most I do is leer at them when I pass them on the street. The other 85-90% are simply invisible to me. Not trying to be mean here, but that's just the way I am. And I am not saying that I think I am in the 10-15% of men that are attractive. Just that I, a regular, average Joe Schmoe, am only attracted to the top 10-15% of females. For whatever reason...

Interesting, so if you did have a top 10% wanting to hug you would you interpret that hug as sexual?

 

[Unsigned]

Interesting, so if you did have a top 10% wanting to hug you would you interpret that hug as sexual?

No. What I am saying is that unless it was a sex worker, or a non professional girl I was in a sexual relationship with (which will never happen) I would be uncomfortable with her initiating physical contact with me. I've never had a platonic relationship with a female. A "female friend" so to speak.

 

[CenotaphGirl]

No. What I am saying is that unless it was a sex worker, or a non professional girl I was in a sexual relationship with (which will never happen) I would be uncomfortable with her initiating physical contact with me. I've never had a platonic relationship with a female. A "female friend" so to speak.

Yeah but hear me out… please this is important for my research into the male brain it’s a first date, shes top 10% hands down, its around 8pm… dinner was nice… and she hugs you… your brain thinks….?

 

[Unsigned]

Yeah but hear me out… please this is important for my research into the male brain it’s a first date, shes top 10% hands down, its around 8pm… dinner was nice… and she hugs you… your brain thinks….?

So a date with an attractive non-pro?
I would only be there in the first place if I thought sex was on the table. So yeah, in that hypothetical situation, I would think sex. But tbh, I would have been thinking sex the whole time.

But like I said above, I do not think that situation would ever happen. The civvies I would want just aren't on the table for me.

 

[Cherubino]

Other months are irrelevant sorry

That means the men with the most relevant impact on your life are born in Oct-Dec

 

[CenotaphGirl]

So a date with an attractive non-pro?
I would only be there in the first place if I thought sex was on the table. So yeah, in that hypothetical situation, I would think sex. But tbh, I would have been thinking sex the whole time.

But like I said above, I do not think that situation would ever happen. The civvies I would want just aren't on the table for me.

Mmhmm this is interesting, I have soooo many questions but I will control myself also never say never!

That means the men with the most relevant impact on your life are born in Oct-Dec

That means no one I consider men were born in Oct-Dec, I joke I joke I just got lazy lol

 

[Cherubino]

That means no one I consider men were born between in Oct-Dec, I joke I joke I just got lazy lol

and that's so relevant