How would you respond if I.....

[9006]

I'd ask for my tax back.

How would you respond if I had a remote control for life?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Ask if I could borrow it.

How would you respond if I could make you do things with my mind?

 

[9006]

I don't know?

How would you respond if I just farted?

 

[WishingWell]

I'd ignore it--it's a human function in life.


How would you respond if I told you I just found a $100 bill and wanted to share it with you?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd say it's okay, you can have it.

How would you respond if I wanted to donate $1000 to you?

 

[9006]

I don't know.. I may not be able to accept it.

How would you respond if I created my own money?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Ask you for some?

How would you respond if I am actually a professional chef?

 

[9006]

Turn up at your place for a nice meal.

How would you respond if I didn't like the food you made me?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Try to find what didn't you like about it and make improvements.

How would you respond if I was drowning in the ocean with sharks circling me?

 

[Edward W]

Blast the sharks with my WI-RX1000 gun before swooping in low to pick you up in my hover-jet.

How would you respond if you found out my secret identity as a super spy?

 

[9006]

I wouldn't care.

How would you respond if I was in charge of the police?

 

[Cavey]

I'd be concerned that spending hours on these games may not be the best use of your time.

How would you respond if your front garden was requisitioned for an impromptu conservative party conference?

 

[Edward W]

If they mow it, they can use it!

How would you respond if I PM'd you pictures of Monkey's Bum?*



* Which is a tomato apparently

 

[Cavey]

I'd be slightly concerned until I realised it was a fruit.

How would you respond if I followed you around shouting Ole! every time you open a door?

 

[9006]

Probably knock you out to shut you up.

How would you respond if I lived on top of a mountain?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Good for you.

How would you respond if I lived in a cave?

 

[9006]

I's probably ask questions about it.

How would you respond if I had no ears?

 

[edamame721]

Be rude and gape a little, and then we'd have a nice chat.

How would you respond if I asked you to go skydiving with me?

 

[9006]

I'd do it.

How would you respond if I fell asleep while you were talking to me?

 

[Danielle]

I's shake you to wake you up...then fall asleep myself...


How would you respond if I picked my nose at the dinner table?