How would you respond if I.....

[zero]

Buy some popcorn and take a seat to watch it. Oh, not forget the 3D glasses. Sure hope the novel has wide margins to make side-notes or drawings.

How would you respond if I gave you the opportunity to be Smaug or have the Ring for one day?

 

[Cavey]

I'd say to Thorin "carry me". That's not going to make sense to anyone...

How would you respond if I set up a circus on your front lawn?

 

[MTrip]

I don't have a front lawn, so the question doesn't apply.

How would you respond if I dropped 15 lbs. of greasy chorizo on your dining table?

 

[GraceBlossom]

Yum!

How would you respond if I was giving you a lift and then.started behaving like a character in GTA?

 

[MTrip]

If you were to do this before getting dressed to greet the Tesco man, I would jump in the car with enthusiasm.

How would you respond if one afternoon the front of your house dissolved?

 

[GraceBlossom]

Haha ^

Ring my Landlady and say I think there is a problem.with the house :/

How would you respond if I asked you to participate in a study?

 

[Cavey]

If it's a study into the effects of bad dancing on a forum population then I'd say 'YES'.

How would you respond if I turned your private life into a lurid 'romance' novel?

 

[Mr.YellowCat]

I would give you a hug to comfort you because no one is interested in such a lame-ass story

How would you respond if you were approached by a good looking artist that asks you if he can draw you naked?

 

[zero]

I`d tell him to use x-ray glasses better.

how would you respond if I told you I could read your mind?

 

[ucxb]

Ask you what I am thinking, of course!

How would you respond if I told you I predict the future

 

[pandas123]

Most people would ask what your future beholds of but I'd rather be surprised.

How would you respond if i threw a cup of water at your face?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd duck and you'd miss.

How would you respond if I asked you to go camping with me and then, once you agreed, I told you that you'd be required to handle everything because I didn't know how to camp?

 

[pandas123]

Haha, you sound pretty confident about that but I have some pretty good cup throwing skills.

Well considering I've only been camping twice in my lifetime and have never had the assignment of organizing everything I think it'd be a pretty funny and interesting experience for two first timers!
Short answer: I'd try my best lol.

How would you respond if you found a lion that had been living in your closet for the past week eating off your clothes?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd say that was impossible! Im in my closet every day and I'd have noticed!

How would you respond if I asked for a lemon, two pennies and a ferret?

 

[WildernessWildChild]

I'd have you reference http://www.alonelylife.com/showthread.php?tid=2065&pid=599176#pid599176 and tell you to have hope, the symptoms should soon pass.

How would you respond if I challenged you to a snowball fight?

 

[TheRealCallie]

I would mercilessly bury you alive! :club:

How would you respond if I did your laundry?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I would mercilessly bury you alive! :club:

How would you respond if I did your laundry?

I'd give you a big hug and say thanks!! Oh... you meant for the laundry, not burying H alive.

Id say thank you.

How would you respond if I gave you a gold medal for best live snow burial?

 

[Cavey]

I'd probably break my teeth in the mistaken belief that it was one of those foil covered chocolate things that my mum used to buy me when I was a kid.

How would you respond if banned the use of vowels?

 

[Rosebolt]

Reeeebeeeeel!

How would you respond if i put you on top of a volcano?

 

[Cavey]

I'm to be a sacrifice to Pele? OK. I'm strangely OK with that...

What would you do if I made a lewd and lascivious movie about your life and only substituted the first letter of your name as anonymity?