Brian
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So there's this girl I've been hanging out with a LOT lately. She's part of my department and we obviously have a lot of mutual friends, and the past week(ish) they've all been cracking jokes to me about us dating and asking when the wedding is and a few things a bit more crude.
Honestly I really do like her, and I was kind of hoping we WERE dating, but I really wasn't sure and I kinda wanted to know.
Anyway, it goes down like this.
Text sent to girl: So you know everyone thinks we're dating, right?
Desired response: Well, tell them we are/We are, aren't we?/etc
What she ACTUALLY said: "Lol what? They do? Is that why Ed wouldn't quit asking me about you the other day?"
Turns out we're real good friends. So much for that I guess.
I must totally suck at reading signals or body language or whatever you want to call it. I sort of thought we'd been flirting and that she liked me because she doesn't mind physical contact, like if I touch her hair or something. It's a **** good thing I didn't do anything stupid like try to hold her hand or try to kiss her or something. Talk about awkward. I can only imagine.
I need to just start listening to my inner voice on this honeysuckle. When it says "SHE DOESNT LIKE YOU, *******", it usually turns out to be right. He's not trying to discourage me, he just knows what's up and doesn't want to see me wind up in unfortunate situations.
Bah.
I've got confidence, I can make people laugh or at least keep them interested/entertained, and (SO PEOPLE TELL ME) I'm not hideously ugly. I wish I knew what it was that separates me from guys that women don't mind seeing more than once. I would seriously do anything to know.
I'd sit through Bloodborne Pathogens class again to know. Like if in the middle of it the instructor would just say "Oh, and by the way, Brian, your teeth and ears are freakishly misshapen and you have at least fifty annoying nervous habits. And you are capable of reading without pictures. That's why girls don't like you." If I could get that, I'd sit through it again. And that was the longest, most miserable 8 irredeemable hours of my life that have ever been thrown out the window.
Honestly I really do like her, and I was kind of hoping we WERE dating, but I really wasn't sure and I kinda wanted to know.
Anyway, it goes down like this.
Text sent to girl: So you know everyone thinks we're dating, right?
Desired response: Well, tell them we are/We are, aren't we?/etc
What she ACTUALLY said: "Lol what? They do? Is that why Ed wouldn't quit asking me about you the other day?"
Turns out we're real good friends. So much for that I guess.
I must totally suck at reading signals or body language or whatever you want to call it. I sort of thought we'd been flirting and that she liked me because she doesn't mind physical contact, like if I touch her hair or something. It's a **** good thing I didn't do anything stupid like try to hold her hand or try to kiss her or something. Talk about awkward. I can only imagine.
I need to just start listening to my inner voice on this honeysuckle. When it says "SHE DOESNT LIKE YOU, *******", it usually turns out to be right. He's not trying to discourage me, he just knows what's up and doesn't want to see me wind up in unfortunate situations.
Bah.
I've got confidence, I can make people laugh or at least keep them interested/entertained, and (SO PEOPLE TELL ME) I'm not hideously ugly. I wish I knew what it was that separates me from guys that women don't mind seeing more than once. I would seriously do anything to know.
I'd sit through Bloodborne Pathogens class again to know. Like if in the middle of it the instructor would just say "Oh, and by the way, Brian, your teeth and ears are freakishly misshapen and you have at least fifty annoying nervous habits. And you are capable of reading without pictures. That's why girls don't like you." If I could get that, I'd sit through it again. And that was the longest, most miserable 8 irredeemable hours of my life that have ever been thrown out the window.