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My Boyfriend is Amazing (An Irony Story)
#11
The problem is that everybody wants things that sparkle. Shiny things. Diamonds, Gold, Bling!

People are no different.

Like 99.7% of men just want to "bang the hottest chick" around. (Good Breeder)

Like 99.7% of women just want the strapping, dashing, buff, leader, indepedently wealthy man. (Good Breeder)

The 0.3% who genuinely want love and companionship more than some animalistic attraction rarely, if ever, bump into each other.

And half of the 0.3% is confused - and their superego says they want those things, but their IDs are in control.

So, it's actually more like 0.15%...

Some go their whole lives looking for shiny things (aka: possessions).

Men: Cars, Jobs, Houses, Snowmobiles, Trophy Wives

Women: Cars, Jobs, Houses, Prada, Alpha Men

Some snap out of it, and join the 0.15% in mid-life or beyond even further reducing your odds of finding true companionship beyond the superficial and fickle.

It's rough out there.

Source: Anecdata Big Grin
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#12
(03-09-2012, 01:36 PM)SignedSierraLynn Wrote: My boy friend is a guy that is very sweet. He loves me even when I get depressed. My boyfriend loves me, even when I wake up in the morning with my hair in my face and my eyeliner smudged. My boyfriend supports me even when I'm wrong. My boyfriend know sabout my past and can relate to it. My boyfriend is not willing to share me for anyone else. When my boyfriend's friends talk about their partner's ass or their sex life, my boyfriend talks about my heart. My boyfriend and I can make sarcastic jokes to each other and laugh about it. My boyfriend can make me mad but at the same time can male me love him even more. Did I mention the most important detail? My amazing boyfriend doesn't exist. It's just a dream.

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#13
Haha! Good one Felix. Big Grin
"The hero is commonly the simplest and obscurest..."
- Henry David Thoreau

Like a pundit, I offer my advice uncensored and completely from gut feeling.

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#14
I think that not all guys would talk about their sex life with their girlfriends to their friends. some just think of it as something private to him and his girl and enjoys his exclusive privileged to knowing the intimate and sensual side of his girl that not everyone gets to see. I find that noble and very respectful of a guy.

I do think that all traits of a guy you mentioned exist in someone, if not in a lot of guys. Just cos you haven't found one, doesn't mean you wont. Look at it in a different perspective as well. Are you also the kind of girlfriend a guy would dream of having? Never forget to look on your well being as a person. Each day we are growing and hopefully to a better versions of ourselves and when we happen to meet that special someone, we would be more mature to handle a life with a partner. You don't need anyone to complete you (nor your happiness) you complete yourself first (you find your happiness first) then when you happen to bump in that special guy in your life, you can share with him the best part of you. Keep faith Smile
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#15
Women talk about the details of their sex lives amongst each other FAR, FAR more than men do.

I remember walking into a room full of 'her' friends and seeing them all giggle or gasp. Plenty of times.
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(03-09-2012, 01:36 PM)SignedSierraLynn Wrote: My boy friend is a guy that is very sweet. He loves me even when I get depressed. My boyfriend loves me, even when I wake up in the morning with my hair in my face and my eyeliner smudged. My boyfriend supports me even when I'm wrong. My boyfriend know sabout my past and can relate to it. My boyfriend is not willing to share me for anyone else. When my boyfriend's friends talk about their partner's ass or their sex life, my boyfriend talks about my heart. My boyfriend and I can make sarcastic jokes to each other and laugh about it. My boyfriend can make me mad but at the same time can male me love him even more. Did I mention the most important detail? My amazing boyfriend doesn't exist. It's just a dream.

I hope you find him someday.
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(03-10-2012, 11:53 AM)AFrozenSoul Wrote: You know, if you are manipulative enough. Any guy can be your imaginary boyfriend.

LOL.

(03-10-2012, 12:58 PM)Felix Wrote:
(03-09-2012, 01:36 PM)SignedSierraLynn Wrote: My boy friend is a guy that is very sweet. He loves me even when I get depressed. My boyfriend loves me, even when I wake up in the morning with my hair in my face and my eyeliner smudged. My boyfriend supports me even when I'm wrong. My boyfriend know sabout my past and can relate to it. My boyfriend is not willing to share me for anyone else. When my boyfriend's friends talk about their partner's ass or their sex life, my boyfriend talks about my heart. My boyfriend and I can make sarcastic jokes to each other and laugh about it. My boyfriend can make me mad but at the same time can male me love him even more. Did I mention the most important detail? My amazing boyfriend doesn't exist. It's just a dream.

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LOL x2

(03-11-2012, 03:27 PM)Frito Bandito Wrote: Women talk about the details of their sex lives amongst each other FAR, FAR more than men do.

I remember walking into a room full of 'her' friends and seeing them all giggle or gasp. Plenty of times.

Now that is an EXCELLENT topic for a thread!
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