Ban the person above you

[user 108508]

<3

I ban sockless Volt for lazily wearing a green shirt, thinking about himself instead of getting his work done while sociopathically mocking coffee.

Better?

 

[Volt]

My day has been made. <3

Banning Miss for trying to appeal to me.

 

[user 108508]

Banning Volt for shamelessly acting like my charms go unwarranted.

 

[Volt]

Banning MissGuided for not reading the first line of my previous reply.

 

[user 108508]

^I totally read it!

Banning Volt for still being sockless and not yet changing that green shirt.

 

[Volt]

One of those is right, you guess which.

Banning MissGuided for thinking about my clothes.

 

[user 108508]

^definitely still sockless.

Banning Volt for making his clothes a point of discussion in the first place.

 

[Volt]

Wrong, got socks on and rocking the green sweater.

Banning MissGuided for that gotcha.

 

[user 108508]

^Dammit.

Banning Volt for quickly putting on socks JUST so he can zing me. I saw that, dude.

 

[Volt]

Banning the Miss for spying on me. That tree will get taken down!

 

[user 108508]

Banning Volt for threatening the lifeforce of my spying tree and for admitting the sock treachery!

 

[Volt]

Oshit you're sharp. Banning MissGuided because i'm losing this battle!

For the record i already had socks on for hours.

 

[user 108508]

^LOL

Sadly, I cannot ban Volt for the chivalrous act of accepting the sock ban when it wasn't true. However, I can ban him for giving up so soon.

 

[Volt]

Banning the Miss because i'm not gone yet.

 

[user 108508]

Volt is banned for keeping me waiting and guessing for my next banable offense.

 

[Volt]

You are banned for waiting for me and not doing something productive instead.

 

[user 108508]

Volt is banned for knowing me all too well.

 

[Volt]

MissGuided is banned for being so nice.

 

[user 108508]

Volt is SO banned for falling for my sweet facade....

 

[Volt]

MissGuided is banned for being dishonest.