Bob's rants & randomness

[Bob Arctor]

So I started a twitter account for shits and giggles...my 4th follower was a pornbot.

 

[Barbaloot]

So I started a twitter account for shits and giggles...my 4th follower was a pornbot.

and simultaneously turned into a 13 year old girl. When will we find out what you had for breakfast?

 

[Bob Arctor]

I haven't had any yet

...but I was thinking cereal.

 

[Bob Arctor]

My cat will obey a few simple vocal commands...when he **** well feels like it.

 

[Barbaloot]

My cat will obey a few simple vocal commands...when he **** well feels like it.

How's he doing?

 

[Bob Arctor]

Okay I suppose. He's supposed to be eating this new special food (3rd kind in the last year) but he doesn't seem to like it very much, so I gave him some fancy feast and he we was sooo happy

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Here he is loungin' outside

And here's a ladybug that clung to this leaf for dear life while I pelted it with water...I mean I didn't know I was doing it at the time geez.

 

[LoneKiller]

My cat will obey a few simple vocal commands...when he **** well feels like it.

I've heard it said that you don't own a cat. They own you.

 

[Barbaloot]

Aw Walter <3 Walter looks so much like my Fritz.

 

[PlayingSolo]

A short proof of Fermat's Last Theorem. I am, however, willing to settle for some musings on cheese biscuits.

LOL
As a math guy I found that very funny and unexpected

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But hey, your cat is cute, too. I <3 kitties. Got two of my own.

 

[Bob Arctor]

I've heard it said that you don't own a cat. They own you.

This is very true. It has been said that dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Aw Walter <3 Walter looks so much like my Fritz.

A short proof of Fermat's Last Theorem. I am, however, willing to settle for some musings on cheese biscuits.

LOL
As a math guy I found that very funny and unexpected

Yes you can catch his act Tuesdays through Thursdays performing live at The Fellow Ship: a nautically themed gay bar just south of the New Jersey turnpike.

 

[Badjedidude]

Yes you can catch his act Tuesdays through Thursdays performing live at The Fellow Ship: a nautically themed gay bar just south of the New Jersey turnpike.

Sounds like my gay bar.

The Penis Mouth, a trendy little spot located just NORTH of the New Jersey turnpike.

...and it's just how it sounds.

Hardcore to the max.

 

[Bob Arctor]

^Except mine has a much more clever name.

 

[Bob Arctor]

The people who decide to make commercials with little kids awkwardly yelling slogans at me...I hate those people.

 

[LoneKiller]

Well you're here and you're an adult. So now what?

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I have an idea!

Be like this guy:

[video=youtube]

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Is that a new "World's Strongest Man" event? I haven't been keeping current.

 

[Bob Arctor]

^I don't know why anyone would want to keep current on world's strongest man competitions.

 

[LoneKiller]

I love 'em.

 

[Bob Arctor]

Booooriiinnnng

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^Same goes for every other organized sport, the olympics, and whatever the hell professional wrestling is. Ok sometimes I watch a little women's volleyball and/or tennis...or at least the scene started on a tennis court...

 

[LoneKiller]

lol

 

[Bob Arctor]

A plain, all white van with tinted windows is creepy enough on its own, but a plain, all black van with tinted windows is just...******* terrifying.

 

[Bob Arctor]

Just watched "The Hunger Games", holy crap what a terrible ending. I haven't been this disappointed by a movie with this much hype since...well pretty much everything M. Night Shyamalan did after "The Sixth Sense."

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^Although I never saw "Stuart Little."