Holy honeysuckle I'm starting to go loopy. I've been in a tent with the same 6 sweaty guys for a month and it's starting to affect me. I had a few odd stares from them when I started talking to my stuff.
Me: "Oh you crazy boots, look at you all the way over there in the corner... sittin there."
Them: "Thats cause you kicked them there last night buddy"
Me: "Yeah well, those ******* should get over here and get on my feet."
Them: "... They can't, boots are inanimate objects. By their very nature this is not something they can do."
Me: "Thats what you want me to think you silly boots. Once the others leave they'll get up and have a party. Lefty though will go over to the other corner to get away from the other boots cause he's a rebel and doesn't play by anybodies rules. fresia you boots, fresia you and your stupid lazy asses, get on my feet!"
At this point I started laughing.
Me: "Oh you crazy boots, look at you all the way over there in the corner... sittin there."
Them: "Thats cause you kicked them there last night buddy"
Me: "Yeah well, those ******* should get over here and get on my feet."
Them: "... They can't, boots are inanimate objects. By their very nature this is not something they can do."
Me: "Thats what you want me to think you silly boots. Once the others leave they'll get up and have a party. Lefty though will go over to the other corner to get away from the other boots cause he's a rebel and doesn't play by anybodies rules. fresia you boots, fresia you and your stupid lazy asses, get on my feet!"
At this point I started laughing.