Corrupt the wish game.

[Antihero]

Granted, but now they love you too much and never give you any space or privacy.

I wish I could have a steak dinner tomorrow night.

 

[whispers]

Granted, but you lose all your teeth in themorning, so youl have to put your steak in the blender to eat it.

I wish i had magical powers

 

[Sci-Fi]

Granted but you can only speak backwards for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a maid who worked for free.

 

[Vladdy]

Granted, but she is infected with H1N1 and she infects you and you die.

I wish...i had at least one friend...

 

[whispers]

Granted but he has no money and smooches off of you

i wish i could erase all my bills

 

[Sci-Fi]

Granted, but someone comes out to directly collect money from you instead.

I wish there were more nice people in the world

 

[Felix]

The people get nice, so nice they always want to hug you and the old ladies grab your ass.

I wish I was Donkey Kong.

 

[Antihero]

Granted, but some Italian guy defeats you and saves the princess.

I wish I could run a sub-six minute mile.

 

[Jilted John]

Granted,but the soles of your running shoes melt and stick you to the track just before the finish line.

I wish I could walk on water.

 

[Sci-Fi]

Granted, you always stay on the surface of water, never able to swim, shower, or wash cause no water wets your skin.

I wish I had magic mops like in Disney's Fantasia.

 

[Jilted John]

Haha! Granted,but you have to sack you part timer coz he's got nothing to do!


I wish every time I opened my fridge door the contents hadn't gone down from the day before.

 

[Sci-Fi]

LOL I'll sack him alright, a quick hit to the nuts that is.

Granted, but every time you open and close your fridge your food supply doubles.

I wish I had a motorcycle.

 

[Jilted John]

Granted,but it's a Kamikaze 650!


I wish I had a place big enough to store all this food and drink!

 

[Crimso]

Granted, but you lost the keys and no one can open it withou it.

I wish go to hell and stay there forever no matter what.

 

[Felix]

You go to hell but Hitler finds you and constantly harases you cuz he finds you extremely attractive.

I wish I had a cool medieval armor with a sword.

 

[swanlake]

Granted, but, you have no clothes on under it, you are locked in it forever and no one will go near you because you smell.

I wish I had one of those cute little pocket puppies.

 

[Vladdy]

Granted, but its alive and always bites you when its near you.

I wish i never existed.

 

[Crimso]

Granted, but you are like a god and everyone is praying to you and you hear all those prayers but cannot do anything about them.

I wish that i can never wish.

 

[Felix]

Granted, but the genie gets mad at you and beats you with his gold genie lamp in the head and you pass out.

I wish I was the Supreme Ruler of the Universe

 

[Sci-Fi]

Granted but being supreme ruler means every single person in the universe comes to you with their problems expecting you to solve them all.

I wish it would only rain/snow at night.