Describe yourself via a metaphor

[Olde shoe]

I chose "Olde shoe" as a metaphor to describe myself. An old shoe is usually ignored, thrown away, left to rot, forgotten. It's a subject of ridicule and pity.

I do photography and I take photographs of old shoes; usually ones without pairs. I think it makes for a great subject especially when it's in monochrome.

I am lonely but I think I should add some romanticism to it

What mundane objects do you guys use to describe yourselves? Post it here and let's have a meeting of the minds. :shy:

 

[PoWer2tHePeOpLE]

rusty bread knife

 

[dead]

hmm... i think i'd be a glass razor. nifty as an idea, but... bloody useless.

 

[Haz]

a milkman

getting up every morning and doing my job

 

[All In The Mind]

Liquefied Liver

 

[WishIWereA]

A cloud

Always close to you but so far away.
Always there when it's in the way

 

[Drama]

A mirror, reflects everything but itself..

 

[Badjedidude]

A blackhole. Powerful, drawing, dangerous, mysterious...

....but that's my ego talking. XD

 

[ThisGuy]

an airplane

cus i just smoked a bowl

 

[Spare]

A barnacle on the supertanker of life.

 

[Frodo Baggins]

A Hobbit. Same values. Kinda short and hairy feet .

 

[eris]

i am an imperfect circle

 

[lomojojo]

An open hardcover book

 

[shells]

A whoopie cushion.

 

[Badjedidude]

A soggy teste.

 

[shells]

A soggy teste.

Oh wise one, please do explain your reasoning.

 

[Spare]

A lima bean in the casserole of existence.

 

[A Desolate Soul]

A God. Ignored by friends and family until they want something.

 

[Nina]

Just a grain of sand on a HUGE beach...

 

[SofiasMami]

"I never metaphor I didn't like"

Teresa