Favorite Quotes

[user 139760]

Is this about masturbation?

I could introduce you to a few northern girls, they deffo would do it for you.

Thanks for the offer, but I'm good. Besides, it's not the Northern girls I'm fascinated with right now

 

[Jeanine]

"Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come." I don't know who wrote that because it's from a coloring book, but it cracked me up : )

 

[RiceCrispie]

What you resist persists. -Jung..

 

[yohannbiimu]

"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, and expecting different results" - Albert Einstein

Imagine the political implications of this juicy epiphany.

 

[Walnut]

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.​

Eleanor Roosevelt​

 

[Cherubino]

Alan Turing (Benedict Cumberbatch):
Do you know why people like violence? It is because it feels good. Humans find violence deeply satisfying. But remove the satisfaction, and the act becomes hollow

 

[Jeanine]

Never drive faster than your angels can fly. (Saw it on a bumper sticker)