Finish your thought

[Pasha Selim]

I have made a human sacrifice for the sun to be pleased and so it appeared on the sky today

... soccer ... football ...

 

[jaguarundi]

The origins of soccer are nasty, dull, brutish and short. Football is what Americans call a game I do not understand, but appears to involve large men lumbering around in armour.

Steak..... Stake... Stick

 

[Minus]

Steak on a stake is like chicken on a stick.

Tom the cat went to town ... and that is how he ended up in kitty jail.

 

[Pasha Selim]

Tom the cat went to town where being bullied as an outsider has kicked some cat asses and that is how he ended up in kitty jail

Virginity ... shootings ...

 

[Minus]

Virginity has been used as a rationalization for shootings but then pretty much everything has been used.

When the space aliens abducted me, the last thing i remember was ...

 

[MisunderstoodVacancy]

When the space aliens abducted me, the last thing I remember was regretting not deleting my internet history