Grant-A-Wish Game

[Splenda-Kills]

Make a wish, and the person below will grant it in an unexpected way.

Example:

I wish I had a million bucks.

Person below:

GRANTED: A deliveryman shows up with a million male deer.

Just keep it light hearted and don't grant someone's wish in an offensive way.

**To avoid confusion, quote the wish you're granting.

I'll start off:

I wish I had mad dancing skillz.

 

[iWish]

I wish I had mad dancing skillz.

GRANTED: Your dance teacher steps on your toes so you jump around in anger and pain. She calls this move the "Punisher."

I wish Christmas was every day of the year.

 

[zero]

I wish Christmas was every day of the year.

GRANTED: It snows with presents and jingle bells every day, all day long.

I wish there were no time and space limits.

 

[ColaFree]

GRANTED: You wristwatch just broke!

I wish I had x-ray vision!

 

[Pasha Selim]

I wish I had x-ray vision!

GRANTED: You will see the bowels instead of a naked body.

I wish I had a very strong body constitution.

 

[Badjedidude]

GRANTED: Ten rumply gentlemen show up on your doorstep to help you draft your human-shaped document.

I wish I knew more people.

----Steve

 

[Unacceptance]

GRANTED: Ten rumply gentlemen show up on your doorstep to help you draft your human-shaped document.

I wish I knew more people.

----Steve

A lot of people you know suddenly expire.

 

[Badjedidude]

A lot of people you know suddenly expire.

AAAUGH! @_@ Everybody died!?!?!?!?

Lol Unacceptance, you forgot your wish.

----Steve

 

[Unacceptance]

A lot of people you know suddenly expire.

AAAUGH! @_@ Everybody died!?!?!?!?

Lol Unacceptance, you forgot your wish.

----Steve

I'm too much of a pessimist to wish for things, I just try not to lose a limb.
... But if I must, I wish that this wish doesn't get granted.

 

[PoWer2tHePeOpLE]

your wish to remain attached to your limbs is granted.

I wish I had long enough eyebrows to plait.

 

[marvelaugusts]

Wish granted,but it is the size of a dime.I wish to work with the Myth busters right now on tv, they are shooting car doors and blowing up things.

 

[Ursus Veritas]

Granted, but you are in that car.

I wish i found this site in 2007.

 

[dead]

wish granted, but you have too many friends.

i wish i could play guitar.

 

[WishingWell]

Your wish is granted. Bob Marley comes back to life to put weaved extensions on your eyebrows down to your feet.


I wish I wasn't disabled and could work.

 

[MisunderstoodVacancy]

You wish is granted and you are promptly hired as the personal jiggalo for this hunk of manmeat http://www.quickmeme.com/img/52/52b57764d46b6404a7b38fed82d8ce580a4ccbdad86e144f1f560830b612ccfd.jpg

I wish I was happy

 

[Mouse]

Your wish to be happy is granted: Your house is invaded by non-stop chatterboxes

I wish for a free car service next time

 

[MisunderstoodVacancy]

You get a lifetime supply of Hotwheels model racing cars delivered to your house

I wish to star in an awesome blockbuster movie