Guilty or not guilty game

[BadGuy]

Not guilty ... I don't sing ...whistle or hum maybe

Does fear hold you back from trying new things ?

 

[user 108508]

Depends on the 'new thing'.

Have you ever lost a black sock in the wash and tried to pair the orphan up with a realllly dark navy blue, hoping no one would notice?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Never.

Ever put salt into someone's drink thinking it was sugar and then leaving it be hoping that person won't notice?

 

[user 130057]

No, but I have actively switched the sugar with salt so that someone would do it themselves

Have you ever engaged a food server in conversation for the sole purpose of procuring a larger portion?

 

[ladyforsaken]

No lol. I presume you have?

Killed an insect?

 

[BadGuy]

YES and losing the war XD

have you ever relocated an insect rather than kill it

 

[user 130057]

No lol. I presume you have?

I do it all the time now. In the past I would just grunt and throw small change at them. My social skills (although still potato-like) have come a long way!

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I have relocated literally hundreds of insects rather than harm them. I'm not sure it's something to feel guilty about though.

Have you ever urinated in the sink because the toilet was engaged?

 

[WishingWell]

Not Guilty, and as a woman, that would be an uncomfortable seat, I bet!


Have you ever eaten dessert before dinner?

 

[user 130057]

Of course! I refuse to be bound by etiquette and social convention

Have you ever committed a crime for which someone else was held accountable?

 

[WishingWell]

No


Have you ever gone on a blind date that turned out nicely?

 

[user 108508]

Absolutely

Ever send a care package to someone you barely knew to perk up his/her spirits?

 

[Serenia]

Not guilty

Have you ever had feelings for someone and never told them.

 

[user 130057]

Sure thing... I just saw her again recently when she turned up on my doorstep after many years away

Have you ever pretended to be from the opposite sex?

 

[user 108508]

Dear Lord, not guilty. I would never be able to pull that off, anyway, lol.

Ever have a nap that was SO good, you were drooling a bit when you woke?

 

[user 130057]

I've had a lot of those... Guilty!

Have you ever stolen sweets from a child and then convinced them that they actually ate them themselves?

 

[MisunderstoodVacancy]

Not that I remember though it may have happened when I was younger. Not really that into sweets in general currently.

Are you guilty about fantasizing about you alternate life as a mythical animal?

 

[user 108508]

No

Watching two puppies playing tug-of-war has made you grin, whether you tried to or not.

 

[MisunderstoodVacancy]

I think watching this would make me grin.

Are you guilty of taking a dump in the woods when not close enough to a restroom?

 

[lonelyfairy]

Not guilty.

Do you ever laugh alone for your own thoughts?

 

[MisunderstoodVacancy]

Yep, sometimes I laugh aloud and have no idea why I'm laughing, sometimes when I feel nervous/small/vulnerable.

Were you ever guilty of commiting aggravated larceny of a human heart?