Have You Ever Wondered What It Would Be Like To Be The Opposite Gender?

[MissGuided]

I mean, how women can even go outside the house and make something of their lives with the funbags just hanging right in front of them all day, just begging to be played with is amazing - I don't understand how it can be done.

MissG hit the nail on the head.

Oh, we do give them proper attention, I assure you. Why do you think we girls take so long in the shower?

And, lol - nail....head....+1!

 

[BlossomedInShadows]

It'd be really handy to be able to pee standing up.

You took the words right out of my mouth. ;D

 

[Scotsman]

It'd be really handy to be able to pee standing up.

You took the words right out of my mouth. ;D

May I present to you, the she-wee. Available on amazon.

 

[Okiedokes]

Maybe.... lol. It'd be interesting to experience the difference.

 

[siesta]

I have the impression that my life would be easier if I were a man. But maybe I'm wrong.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I have the impression that my life would be easier if I were a man. But maybe I'm wrong.

Depends on what you're looking at, I guess.

 

[Gutted]

Yeah I've thought about it. I think my life would be VERY different if I were a Girl.

 

[Sarah_Lbnz]

Of course. I wondered what it would be like to be taken more seriously, to make more money, to travel to more countries on my own and be treated like a first class citizen, to not be as judged as harshly in what I'm wearing and what I look like, what I say and who I'm with. I also thought about having bigger muscles and to poke about with my large, attached penis.

 

[theraab]

Of course. I wondered what it would be like to be taken more seriously, to make more money, to travel to more countries on my own and be treated like a first class citizen, to not be as judged as harshly in what I'm wearing and what I look like, what I say and who I'm with. I also thought about having bigger muscles and to poke about with my large, attached penis.

Take my word for it...it's awesome.

 

[ElCondorPassa]

Maybe.... lol. It'd be interesting to experience the difference.

Been there, done that.

 

[LoneKiller]

Well. I'm hear to tell you ladies that you aren't missing out on anything special. We can walk around just fine with our units. It never hangs perfectly straight. It's either to the left a little or to the right.

Many of the fellas on the team have excessive hair on their back, chest, and forearms. (Just look at Robin Williams. He's got more forearm hair than a Goddamn Grizzly bear.) Our larger hands do prove useful in one specific aspect. We are sexually inferior. After we climax we have to reload which unless you are Peter North, can take around 10-15 minutes give or take.

Male pattern baldness isn't one of our most attractive qualities. We do have good taste in porn and possess an intimate knowledge of sports and beer. Other than that, and being a little physically stronger, we don't have much else to offer.

 

[ardour]

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Thanks for representing Lonekiller, you've really painted us in a positive light.

 

[LoneKiller]

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Thanks for representing Lonekiller, you've really painted us in a positive light.

 

[9006]

Well. I'm hear to tell you ladies that you aren't missing out on anything special. We can walk around just fine with our units. It never hangs perfectly straight. It's either to the left a little or to the right.

Many of the fellas on the team have excessive hair on their back, chest, and forearms. (Just look at Robin Williams. He's got more forearm hair than a Goddamn Grizzly bear.) Our larger hands do prove useful in one specific aspect. We are sexually inferior. After we climax we have to reload which unless you are Peter North, can take around 10-15 minutes give or take.

Male pattern baldness isn't one of our most attractive qualities. We do have good taste in porn and possess an intimate knowledge of sports and beer. Other than that, and being a little physically stronger, we don't have much else to offer.

Haha

 

[LeaningIntoTheMuse]

I've often wondered what a female orgasm feels like?

 

[9006]

I've often wondered what a female orgasm feels like?

I don't think that's something that can be describable outside of good or great.

 

[LoneKiller]

Women are sexually superior. They can have multiple orgasms, and they have way more toys than guys.