How do I get a surreal killer to be my boyfriend???!1

[LeaningIntoTheMuse]

Well, The Night Stalker is dead, you'll have to find someone else.

Please don't ask me why I know that, but everyone on Facebook is talking about it. That and Paris Jackson, and the recent school shooting.

 

[Sarah_Lbnz]

Lmao i'm a woman but bring it on you'll never want a man again

Giggity!!

 

[Mike413]

I poured milk all over rice crispies and other kinds of cereal which means I drowned lots of cheerios. Does that count?

 

[Sarah_Lbnz]

I poured milk all over rice crispies and other kinds of cereal which means I drowned lots of cheerios. Does that count?

Yes. Having slayed the Great Cheerio (and The Crispies), you my boyfriend now. Congratulations!

 

[Evil_Genius]

Technically the add want's a surreal killer.

So unless you beat a man to death with a haddock painted blue, I'm not sure any of us have the wear-with-all to meet the demands.

 

[Felix]

I want a surreal gf that can into surreal sex. Sounds fun!