If I could, I would gun and burn down every bug out there.

[Luna]

ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

There are a lot of things in life that I dislike.

If there is one thing that I am disliking very much so at this moment - even more-so than humans - it would be bugs.

My bathroom is always clean but these ******* little flying black bugs somehow have been popping up daily. After I kill one, later on I find another. I have no windows in my bathroom (FML), plants, food, or anything of the sort. It is bare.

While in the shower I noticed one of them peeking at me from below and I stomped it to its death, and kicked it towards the drain.
Don't peek at me from below in the shower, or I will ******* annihilate you.
(Maybe that is why I am single...uh...anyway...)
After I got out, I saw another crawling about happily on my mirror, and slapped it with full force.
Now as I am typing this angrily, red in the face and with a sore hand and aching foot, I also have 3 other tabs opened and...

OMFFFFFFFFFFFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!

I saw a little one just fly by me.

DIE. DIE. DIE.
fresia MY LIFE!

At first I thought they were those fruit flies - that's what they look like to me at least. But...I have no fruit? My relative had bought a plant and brought it into our house (with the filthy soil and all), so I suppose it could have came from there? However, that was in the kitchen. I have my room on the second floor.

I stumbled across this website since I don't know what it is that I could have:

http://www.whatsthatbug.com/

After seeing about 3 pictures, I feel like I'm ready to ******* kill.

I'm pissed off.

Instead of spending my *me* time moping around online as I do every night, and finish off by crying myself to sleep; I have to hunt down these unwelcome visitors instead, for they have INVADED -MY- LONER, LOSER CAVE!!!

I'm all comfy in my nightgown, but I guess I'll have to change and ******* bleach everything in sight.

ARGGHHH!!@@#&&*!!!!

THIS. IS. WAR.



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[Badjedidude]

I peed my pants when I saw the eye-mouth lady.

Sign me up for your army, Luna!

 

[Luna]

I peed my pants when I saw the eye-mouth lady.

Sign me up for your army, Luna!

I totally would. (d)

You bring out dem ripped biceps and we're game!

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^YES MA'AM!!! HERE TO SERVE!

*stomps bug*

Let us begin! Here is what I bring to the fight!

 

[Brother Karl]

Haha

Any spider that crawls in to my room gets the death sentence!

 

[Calm]

ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!


THIS. IS. WAR.



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Yeah, spray more chemicals. Pollute more water and air, your lungs and kill every living being.

You should get spiders. Two huge moist spiders live in my bathroom and they keep everything in order. Oh, and yesterday I just spotted a baby.


One thing is to kill some bugs if they are causing unneccesary noise, are poisonous, eat too much of your food or honeysuckle. But stomping on spiders without reason is just evil.

Sometimes, actually a lot of times, I just don't get people. Maybe that is why I am more of a loner than social person. "Lets just destroy everything we don't like, instead of learning how to cope with things and live in peace" -- should I be killing you, people?

 

[tehdreamer]

I usually leave spiders alone if I can. But if they come dangling in front of my face on a web or come to close to me in general, I'm doing my best to kill it. We get along as long as they stay in the corner near the ceiling and make their shiny webs. It's good for keeping the other bugs dead! Bwahaha! I did get bit by a spider once and my whole arm swelled up. They're skating on thin ice *waves angry fist*

It would be nice if most bugs could just find somewhere else to live than people's houses. They already have the gardens, backyards, and lawns... they don't need the beds, kitchens, and bathrooms. Maybe we should charge them rent. You'd so very rich if there's an infestation.

 

[shells]

Yeah, spray more chemicals. Pollute more water and air, your lungs and kill every living being.

You should get spiders. Two huge moist spiders live in my bathroom and they keep everything in order. Oh, and yesterday I just spotted a baby.

Bugs are cool.

One thing is to kill some bugs if they are causing unneccesary noise, are poisonous, eat too much of your food or honeysuckle. But stomping on spiders without reason is just evil.

Sometimes, actually a lot of times, I just don't get people. Maybe that is why I am more of a loner than social person. "Lets just destroy everything we don't like, instead of learning how to cope with things and live in peace" -- should I be killing you, people?

Once upon a sunny day in kindergarten, I was frolicking in the grass with my fellow classmates in the playground. Whilst playing ring-around-the-rosie, in the middle of singing "pockets-full-of-posies", a kamikaze bug dare to invade my mouth. CHOKING! CRUNCH-CRUNCH-CRUNCH!

Traumatized forever more. >: (

Even more traumatizing was when I got stung by a scorpion (scorpions are pretty common out here in the desert) as a kid. Taken to family doctor, started throwing up, then rushed to the hospital, passed out, then woke a a few hours later with my arm hooked up to IV's.

Bugs shall receive no mercy from me. >: )

 

[SophiaGrace]

I'm afraid to kill bugs because I'm afraid of missing and getting stung or bitten. :/

 

[Calm]

I have always had the craving for those brown round bugs. But these are only in China. Hopefully I will one day visit China.

 

[SophiaGrace]

I wonder if people in China see a bug and think "FOOD!" rather than "EW!" like we do in the west.

 

[freedom]

wow!... that mouth lady was trippy! i was like, "woah! what it that?".

also, is that trick daddy? is he part of your bug-killing army?

yeah, you should definitely never come over to my house. i have all kinds of bugs at my house that refuse to die and leave. cockroaches, spiders, ants, moths, flies, horseflies, and these skinny brown bugs that fly and have big black eyes. i actually don't mind the spiders because i like spiders. anyway, i keep fumigating every few weeks, but they keep coming back. try some of this stuff. it really works! (for a few weeks...)

 

[tehdreamer]

Those sticky mouse traps work well too. I get the paper ones that you fold into a square so I don't have to see the bugs. But check back in there a week later and anything that can crawl will be in there. No poisons needed

 

[Luna]

ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!


THIS. IS. WAR.



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Yeah, spray more chemicals. Pollute more water and air, your lungs and kill every living being.

You should get spiders. Two huge moist spiders live in my bathroom and they keep everything in order. Oh, and yesterday I just spotted a baby.

One thing is to kill some bugs if they are causing unneccesary noise, are poisonous, eat too much of your food or honeysuckle. But stomping on spiders without reason is just evil.

Sometimes, actually a lot of times, I just don't get people. Maybe that is why I am more of a loner than social person. "Lets just destroy everything we don't like, instead of learning how to cope with things and live in peace" -- should I be killing you, people?

Interesting post.

Prior to my one of my recent nightly shopping sprees which only consisted of me angrily stocking up on draino and other various cleaning supplies, I would clean with only water and baking soda. I do understand your point about polluting. However, I am not challenging what you've said - but would like to add that I would like to go a bit further with that point since it sparked some interest in me. I try to use close to or completely natural products - even for make up, soap, shampoo and conditioner, deodorant etc...but of course, it does not provide the same level of effectiveness as chemical products do; but I can compromise to some extent.

ARGGGGGHHHHH...I JUST SAW ONE BUZZ AROUND ME. Control...control myself...

The gnats must have came from the new plants to which I will be getting rid of shortly...unfortunately, not right now, because they are not mine. As for the ones that managed to sneak in my bathroom because they are attracted to moist areas to lay their eggs...I am -not- going to let my bathroom or house become like this:

(Not a picture of my house, oh hellz no!)
The horror, the horror.

Drastic times call for drastic measures...perhaps I'm overreacting, but hopefully this will be the first and last time I have to ever bring out the hardcore chemical cleaning products.

yeah, you should definitely never come over to my house. i have all kinds of bugs at my house that refuse to die and leave. cockroaches, spiders, ants, moths, flies, horseflies, and these skinny brown bugs that fly and have big black eyes. i actually don't mind the spiders because i like spiders. anyway, i keep fumigating every few weeks, but they keep coming back. try some of this stuff. it really works! (for a few weeks...)

Whaaaaaaa-
Is your house an old house? Do you know where they are coming from?
If it were me, I would have called/ begged/ dragged in the professionals already.
Reading your post and knowing what you have to deal with has made me feel itchy. ):

Bugs are fine...in the outside. If I disturb their home and they sting or attack me - that is my own fault. If they disturb my home, well...you know the rest.

I wonder if people in China see a bug and think "FOOD!" rather than "EW!" like we do in the west.

(no)

I have always had the craving for those brown round bugs. But these are only in China. Hopefully I will one day visit China.

In 2008, I did travel to China...and I did see, from a distance, what looked like scorpions and bugs on skewers. But as expected...I only looked at it...from a distance. I'm normally quite camera-happy, but even then...I couldn't bear going close enough to take a photo of it. I have this irrational and huge fear of large amounts of bugs grouped together.
Though admittedly, I did like watching an ant colony and bee colony because it's interesting to see how they all work together.

I googled more about bug-eating...and came across this:

Oh dear...what did they do to my beloved sushi...the 2nd one from the front left looks like it's ready to kill.

I suddenly feel itchy and am going to take a shower now...x_x

 

[Oscillate_Wildly]

Yeah, spray more chemicals. Pollute more water and air, your lungs and kill every living being.

You should get spiders. Two huge moist spiders live in my bathroom and they keep everything in order. Oh, and yesterday I just spotted a baby.


One thing is to kill some bugs if they are causing unneccesary noise, are poisonous, eat too much of your food or honeysuckle. But stomping on spiders without reason is just evil.

Sometimes, actually a lot of times, I just don't get people. Maybe that is why I am more of a loner than social person. "Lets just destroy everything we don't like, instead of learning how to cope with things and live in peace" -- should I be killing you, people?

Thanks for posting on my behalf there bucko

Yeah I really hate this "I don't like that animal therefore it has no right to exist" attitude. People cause more harm and annoyance then tiny little bugs, but we can't just kill them off. Even if we dare say that human breeding should be limited for the long term survival of the planet you're frowned upon like some loon. It really winds me up when people complain all summer about wasps and flies and say they're useless! If people just educated themselves they'd learn that they're really useful and half the time it's supposedly smart people who say it! Which reminds me, winter is approaching which means I'll soon need medical attention on my hand from punching a wall every time it snows and some imbecile comments or puts as their facebook status "LOL WHATS WITH ALL THIS SNOW?! SO MUCH FOR GLOBAL WARMING LOLOLOLOL" like they're some quick wittington uttering those words for the first time and not realising how unoriginal and stupid they're being.

Sorry, rant over. I'll leave you with the wise words of that amazing, amazing man... Sir David Attenborough

‘If we and the rest of the back-boned animals were to disappear overnight, the rest of the world would get on pretty well. But if the invertebrates were to disappear, the world’s ecosystems would collapse.’

 

[A Desolate Soul]

Heh, I'm like you. I don't mind bugs at all when they're outside, but when they invade my home... ITS ******* WAR. they're not welcome unless they help pay rent >_>

 

[Divzro]

"Lets just destroy everything we don't like, instead of learning how to cope with things and live in peace" -- should I be killing you, people?

LoL - I know so many people that are way more annoying then bugs and im like 99% sure that if I squashed them and then let the court read your post they would let me off.

 

[Tex Is Lost]

I had to bayonet a centipede once......evil thing was crawling into my fighting position.

 

[Badjedidude]

I tore the legs off of a grasshopper once.

Still feel bad about it, and yet I can slay possums without remorse.

Weird.

 

[HappyYogi]

Have you looked into why you have so much hate for bugs? Your reaction seems excessive to me.

They are just creatures who want to live like we do. Part of the web of life we share the planet with.

I have very different feelings about bugs. I always always avoid killing spiders and if I make a mistake, I am upset. Sometimes I get a tear in my eye for accidentally killing a spider.

Like today, I was vacuuming and there were spiders. I ONLY wanted to get the old webs and I succeeded.

Now sometimes there are dark spiders but what I do with them is put a glass over them, use a piece of paper to gently get them in the glass and set them free outside.

The only bugs I cannot let live are roaches and others that get out of control...but I have not had an infestation. Even with ants let's say they are coming in the house, I simply take the food source and put it outside and within hours they are gone.

Why do we have to be so mean to other living creatures? Why the hostility? They have a right to live, too. Unless they are trying to hurt you, why not leave them alone or escort them out? My belief is we are meant to share this planet with other beings.

Besides, the daddy long legs who hang out in my bathroom, they take care of some of the smaller bugs and keep things in order!

Take care