If you could add a law...

[Danielle]

NOONE should be able to use MY pillow, ever...not for any reason, because it is MY pillow.

 

[AmytheTemperamental]

No feeding Bees bacon after midnight.

 

[9006]

No feeding Bees bacon after midnight.

Spoilsport.

 

[Jently]

NOONE should be able to use MY pillow, ever...not for any reason, because it is MY pillow.

Oh yes, that's definitely got to be a law

 

[Rosebolt]

Another law: Permission to kick anyone who walks slowly, slowly in front of you and then randomly stops :club:

This, so much this. I walk quite fast as a normal walking speed, so the zigzagging is real whenever i go to a crowded area.

 

[Arachne]

Crisp or burnt bacon is an outrage and should be banned..

 

[ladyforsaken]

No stepping on each others feet in crowded trains and buses or these people will be banned from taking any mode of public transport, for life.
(You won't believe just how many times I've been stepped on in my lifetime. I just have no luck with my feet.)

 

[Triple Bogey]

talking loudly on mobile phones - Banned
nobody can look at their phone more than once an hour.

 

[itsmylife]

Crisp or burnt bacon is an outrage and should be banned..

No, just no.

Amy's law is scrapped too...

 

[TheSkaFish]

My law would be......that adults also get a summer vacation!

Also a winter holiday and spring break.

You may now feel free to crown me your king. Really, any time is fine.

 

[TheSkaFish]

You can brag, or insult people -
BUT you have to do it exclusively in haiku.

No low-effort haters!

 

[user 139760]

Every time you swear in public with more than three people present, you have to do a little jig.
Just to screw with people

 

[user 135671]

Not a new law but one all dog lovers should be aware of. While it’s unlikely that you’d be visiting any royal household and letting your dog mate with one of the beloved royal corgis, if that happened, this would break the UK law.

Up until 1965 when capital punishment was abolished, this would have resulted in the death penalty!

 

[CenotaphGirl]

Everyone has to be waxed regularly. Sorry not sorry

 

[user 139760]

Not a new law but one all dog lovers should be aware of. While it’s unlikely that you’d be visiting any royal household and letting your dog mate with one of the beloved royal corgis, if that happened, this would break the UK law.

Up until 1965 when capital punishment was abolished, this would have resulted in the death penalty!

Interesting. Knowing this now, would make it very interesting to kidnap the royal corgis, nail them upside down to a cross in the middle of Buckingham palace and set them on fire.

 

[user 135671]

Interesting. Knowing this now, would make it very interesting to kidnap the royal corgis, nail them upside down to a cross in the middle of Buckingham palace and set them on fire.

As long as there's no mating involved I reckon you may well get off with a stern talking to

 

[TheSkaFish]

Not a new law but one all dog lovers should be aware of. While it’s unlikely that you’d be visiting any royal household and letting your dog mate with one of the beloved royal corgis, if that happened, this would break the UK law.

Up until 1965 when capital punishment was abolished, this would have resulted in the death penalty!

Holy crap, seriously?
So if you accidentally let your dog mate with one of the royal corgis, you could have been actually put to death, and not only that, but as recently as 1964????

I could see something like that happening in the medieval era, but this is after WW2 - well into modern times.

 

[user 139760]

As long as there's no mating involved I reckon you may well get off with a stern talking to

Damm. So, if I did the exact same thing but I'M the one who tried mating with them, I'd have the Queen's Guards running after me with bayonnets?
Noted and stored for a future UK visit

 

[user 135671]

Holy crap, seriously?
So if you accidentally let your dog mate with one of the royal corgis, you could have been actually put to death, and not only that, but as recently as 1964????

I could see something like that happening in the medieval era, but this is after WW2 - well into modern times.

Hahah, yea man, don't mess with the Royal Family. It's still illegal to walk cows down a street in daylight here.

 

[TheSkaFish]

Hahah, yea man, don't mess with the Royal Family. It's still illegal to walk cows down a street in daylight here.

(immediately hangs up phone, and cancels order for a million pizzas in King Charles' name)

nope, nothing to see here Officer...