Danielle
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NOONE should be able to use MY pillow, ever...not for any reason, because it is MY pillow.
If you could add a law...
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AmytheTemperamental
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No feeding Bees bacon after midnight.
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Jently
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Danielle said:
Oh yes, that's definitely got to be a law
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itsmylife said:
This, so much this. I walk quite fast as a normal walking speed, so the zigzagging is real whenever i go to a crowded area.
ladyforsaken
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No stepping on each others feet in crowded trains and buses or these people will be banned from taking any mode of public transport, for life.
(You won't believe just how many times I've been stepped on in my lifetime. I just have no luck with my feet.)
(You won't believe just how many times I've been stepped on in my lifetime. I just have no luck with my feet.)
Triple Bogey
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talking loudly on mobile phones - Banned
nobody can look at their phone more than once an hour.
nobody can look at their phone more than once an hour.
TheSkaFish
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My law would be......that adults also get a summer vacation!
Also a winter holiday and spring break.
You may now feel free to crown me your king. Really, any time is fine.
Also a winter holiday and spring break.
You may now feel free to crown me your king. Really, any time is fine.
TheSkaFish
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You can brag, or insult people -
BUT you have to do it exclusively in haiku.
No low-effort haters!
BUT you have to do it exclusively in haiku.
No low-effort haters!
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Every time you swear in public with more than three people present, you have to do a little jig.
Just to screw with people
Just to screw with people
Not a new law but one all dog lovers should be aware of. While it’s unlikely that you’d be visiting any royal household and letting your dog mate with one of the beloved royal corgis, if that happened, this would break the UK law.
Up until 1965 when capital punishment was abolished, this would have resulted in the death penalty!
Up until 1965 when capital punishment was abolished, this would have resulted in the death penalty!
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Interesting. Knowing this now, would make it very interesting to kidnap the royal corgis, nail them upside down to a cross in the middle of Buckingham palace and set them on fire.
As long as there's no mating involved I reckon you may well get off with a stern talking toInteresting. Knowing this now, would make it very interesting to kidnap the royal corgis, nail them upside down to a cross in the middle of Buckingham palace and set them on fire.
TheSkaFish
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Holy crap, seriously?
So if you accidentally let your dog mate with one of the royal corgis, you could have been actually put to death, and not only that, but as recently as 1964????
I could see something like that happening in the medieval era, but this is after WW2 - well into modern times.
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Damm. So, if I did the exact same thing but I'M the one who tried mating with them, I'd have the Queen's Guards running after me with bayonnets?
Noted and stored for a future UK visit
Hahah, yea man, don't mess with the Royal Family. It's still illegal to walk cows down a street in daylight here.
TheSkaFish
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(immediately hangs up phone, and cancels order for a million pizzas in King Charles' name)
nope, nothing to see here Officer...
