Lies

[Doubt The Rabbit]

My best friend is a dapper old ghost named Charles Tallyho. He wears a twin tail coat and a monocle and tips his hat like a gentleman while sipping tea and regaling me with tales of his youth. He also sports a handlebar mustache because he is so dapper and keen.

 

[theraab]

^that is way to specific to be a lie - I think DTR is telling the truth

 

[LoneKiller]

Jay Leno once gave me a Porsche for helping him move across town.

 

[curly94]

i won 1 millon dollers today

 

[LoneKiller]

So did I

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

^that is way to specific to be a lie - I think DTR is telling the truth

You found me out...The truth is, I see ghosts. But I'm lousy at it. The only ghosts I see are wealthy Victorian-era merchants with funny surnames like Tallyho!

 

[LoneKiller]

Speaking of ghosts. That reminds me of the time when the ghost of Jackie Gleason appeared to me in the middle of the night. We played pool watched re-runs of "The Honeymooners" for hours! He told me that I should take up playing professional pool because of my skills were better than anyone he has ever seen. He really is a great guy.

 

[MissGuided]

I made $450 on the pole tonight.

 

[LoneKiller]

You sure did!
You were fantastic! Wayne Gretzky and I couldn't take our eyes off of you!

 

[MissGuided]

^ hehe - I saw you watching me!

I ate a huge dinner tonight.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

You sure did!
You were fantastic! Wayne Gretzky and I couldn't take our eyes off of you!

That's a **** lie.
Everyone knows Gretzky's gay.

 

[LoneKiller]

I was wondering why he kept putting his hand on my thigh.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Because there was a spider on it. I should know. I was the spider. And I bit him.

 

[theraab]

I was wondering why he kept putting his hand on my thigh.

Wait, if this is the lie game, does that mean you weren't wondering why he kept putting his hand on your thigh?

 

[LoneKiller]

I was wondering why he kept putting his hand on my thigh.

Wait, if this is the lie game, does that mean you weren't wondering why he kept putting his hand on your thigh?

I lied.

 

[BrokenInside]

I have met all members of ALL.

 

[MissGuided]

Ryan Gosling picked me up from work today.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

It's a total lie that I prefer being pantsless.

 

[LoneKiller]

I am a world renowned computer expert. I make $9,000,000 a month. I'm saving up my cash to buy Australia then turn it into one giant Tobacco field. Marlboro and Camel brand cigarettes have invested in my project. It should be an immense Cash Cow. Wish me luck!

 

[curly94]

im not from australia and i think thats a great idea