Lies

[MissGuided]

My 401k tripled today.

 

[curly94]

i am your mother

 

[theraab]

I never waste time at work.

 

[BrokenInside]

I never sleep.

 

[SophiaGrace]

I love going to class

 

[Okiedokes]

I love people ignoring me.

 

[LoneKiller]

I invented Velcro

 

[theraab]

Lone Killer is taking credit for all the stuff I've done.

 

[BrokenInside]

LK and theraab that was my idea...

 

[theraab]

I was the inspiration for Harry Potter.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

I'm not really a bunny.

 

[theraab]

I'm what Willis was talkin' 'bout.

 

[BrokenInside]

I can read others minds.

 

[LoneKiller]

I am a serial killer.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

I am a serial killer.

I figured you were.

 

[LoneKiller]

I am a serial killer.

I figured you were.

You just made the list Bugs

 

[MissGuided]

I know the answer to John Hart's question in the song, 'Who Booty Is It?'

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

I'm just a bill, yes I'm only a bill and I'm sittin' here on capitol hill.

 

[MissGuided]

I never deliver homemade baked goods to my neighbors and community during the holiday season.

 

[bulmabriefs144]

I see dead people.