Lies

[MissGuided]

I was once asked to drive Pitbull's tour bus.

 

[Okiedokes]

I have never sat on the floor and meowed like a cat..

 

[MissGuided]

I frequently climb palm trees for the coconuts.

 

[LoneKiller]

I'm into organized crime.

 

[MissGuided]

^ I KNEW it!!

I turned down the role of Catwoman due to scheduling conflicts.

 

[LoneKiller]

Jim Gandolfini and I are working on a new season of "The Sopranos". It's very exciting. Martin Scorsese has agreed to direct it.

 

[curly94]

i walked the red carpet with pink

 

[MissGuided]

I never affectionately call my dog, 'doodlebug'.

 

[MissGuided]

When People magazine was searching for the Sexiest Man Alive of 2012, I suggested Channing Tatum. They stopped looking after that.

 

[LoneKiller]

Until I showed up. They kicked Tatum to the curb and chose me instead.

 

[MissGuided]

Actually, I was driving by and saw him on the curb. So, I picked him up and took him back to my place and...consoled...him.

 

[WallflowerGirl83]

I'm a ghost. I'm dead. I came back to do unfinished buisness. To haunt everyone.
muahahaha! ^.^

 

[Drew88]

I have good Luck

 

[LoneKiller]

I have my own Hollywood Star.

 

[WishingWell]

Simon Cowell asked me to marry him.

 

[pumpkin-soup]

My name is Borat but some people call me Steve

 

[MissGuided]

Ice-T was right - pimpin' AIN'T easy.

 

[Drew88]

I'm good at something

 

[MissGuided]

Ryan Reynolds considers me his muse.

 

[theraab]

Ryan Reynolds tries to emulate me.