Lies

[zero]

I won at the lottery.

 

[LoneKiller]

What a coincidence!! I did too. I've won the last 5 jackpots in a row! Bill Gates calls asking to borrow a billion or two from time to time. WOW! Life is funny isn't it?

 

[Lonely in BC]

I'm indestructible

 

[MissGuided]

^aww, hun - bless your clumsy heart.

I am never fashionably late for anything.

 

[pumpkin-soup]

I made a real friend

 

[Okiedokes]

I drew yesterday. Maybe I won't make up for that today.

 

[Phaedron]

I come from another planet. Take me to your leader.

 

[monkeysox]

I am 21 years old, own a ferrari and have a Rockweiller called 'Mr *******' who wears a dimante collar.

 

[LoneKiller]

I helped design Air Force One.

 

[Lonely in BC]

I never question why I do dumb things.

 

[MissGuided]

^I never question why BC does dumb things, either.

 

[pumpkin-soup]

I'm married to Thranduil.

 

[zero]

I got a present.

 

[MissGuided]

I saw 'The Hills Have Eyes 2' today and it do not scare the bejesus out of me.

 

[LoneKiller]

I am in reality, Superman

 

[MissGuided]

I am one of Santa's elves. And, I have access to 'The List'. (Don't bother leaving cookies out this year, LK)

 

[theraab]

I think that every poster on ALL is a reasonable person whose opinion should be taken seriously.

 

[LoneKiller]

I'm a cyborg

 

[zero]

I am happy

 

[MissGuided]

Bacon is gross.