Minty's Birthday Boobs Thread

[Vagrant Legacy]

*sigh*
Oh fair boobs, how I miss thee in the darkest of nights, to cushion my wary conscience unto thy smoothest skin.
Where art thou, for I doth require thy attention, thy molten beauty, oh thou, boobs - most virtuous of all a woman's apparel.
All of life rejoiceth in the bosom of thy silken nature, as men swoon, while women regaineth the reign upon the hearts of men.

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And so they all burst out in song and laugher, applauding the might of yonder great mountains of flesh, and as they sang, the trumpets scalded the coming of angels, who, descending from ye golden road upon the sky, called out to all of mankind, and said :
This yonder boobage, we have entrusted to thee, fair damsels and maidens. Taketh good care of thyne superbly cut-out breasts, and endeavor to forever enslave the kin of men to thyne side, using nought but thy cleavage.
And all the men looked up, and regardeth the divine light emanating from said boobs, and as the water oozeth from their mouths, they were sattisfied, and saw that all was good.

-Vagrant Legacy-

HOLY SH- WHAT DID JUST HAPPEN ? I'm so sorry, whenever I see good boobage, I tend to go medieval on everyone's asses...hmm.... ass... NO.. NO.. NOOOO.. DON'T....
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it's okay.. I've got it under control now...

X'D

EDIT: I'm so sorry Minus I swear I'll try to behave from now on. Please don't close this just yet.. we'll keep it civilized..

 

[VideoVidiVisum]

HOLY SH- WHAT DID JUST HAPPEN ? I'm so sorry, whenever I see good boobage, I tend to go medieval on everyone's asses...hmm.... ass... NO.. NO.. NOOOO.. DON'T....
...
it's okay.. I've got it under control now...

X'D

lmfao woooooow

 

[Badjedidude]

Lol.... sorrrreeeeeeeeee

I won't post anymore nudeboobs.

I just thought you wanted HEALTHY boobs to resurrect the thread. *sigh*

 

[tangerinedream]

WTH? I didn't get any birthday pecs for my birthday!!

 

[Minus]

Yeah, i know what you were doing, but then things tend to snowball quickly and before you know it, the thread looks like it belongs on some different type of site. At least that is the way it worked last time.

 

[Drama]

Rofl, they cant help it xD.

 

[Callie]

WTH? I didn't get any birthday pecs for my birthday!!

Hair or no hair?

 

[Pheenix]

Wow that last guy is nice O_O

 

[Callie]

Wow that last guy is nice O_O

That would be Ryan Reynolds. I don't know who is in the first

 

[Badjedidude]

RE: Minty's Birthday Boobs Thread
Yeah, i know what you were doing, but then things tend to snowball quickly and before you know it, the thread looks like it belongs on some different type of site. At least that is the way it worked last time.

Haha yeah.

 

[VideoVidiVisum]

Wow that last guy is nice O_O

lmfao ily man

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[Vagrant Legacy]

Haha.. I love those pictures Especially the first one, though I've seen it before
As for the second one.. it speaks the truth. Unfortunately Xd but as far as I know, it's not only MEN who like breasts.. but women too

 

[VideoVidiVisum]

if you've even glanced at this thread, you know that's true. boobies rock.

 

[Vagrant Legacy]

hmm.. I don't think they would quite... .. suit me. Otherwise I would've considered getting some for myself Xd Tired of staring, without being able to touch. It's like being in a museum, only as a male lifeform you're genetically programmed to WANT to touch it >_> Screw you, overcomplicated hormonal system, which is somehow apparently critical for my survival as a male human being.
Also, for any believers out there - replace "you're genetically programmed to" with "God decided it would be funny for every man"

 

[VideoVidiVisum]

hey hey, even if you believe in a Creator (as I do) you're still genetically programmed

 

[Vagrant Legacy]

Is that so ? Well, that's healthy to hear at least. In my country, those two things are complete opposites - either you believe in one, or you believe in the other... over here there is almost no "middle way"

 

[VideoVidiVisum]

Well that is pure ignorance! Unlike some traditionally "non-christian" scientific things, genetics isn't a half-assed theory... it just IS. Like gravity.

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Or maybe God just decided we should stick to the earth and it has nothing to do with the pull of Earth's huge mass... (hehe)

 

[blackhole]

hey hey, even if you believe in a Creator (as I do) you're still genetically programmed

most programs have an author.

 

[VideoVidiVisum]

hey hey, even if you believe in a Creator (as I do) you're still genetically programmed

most programs have an author.

YES! epic win.

 

[tangerinedream]

Wow that last guy is nice O_O

Wow, yes. So I'll have to say, put some hair on there.

Thanks!