Vagrant Legacy
Well-known member
*sigh*
Oh fair boobs, how I miss thee in the darkest of nights, to cushion my wary conscience unto thy smoothest skin.
Where art thou, for I doth require thy attention, thy molten beauty, oh thou, boobs - most virtuous of all a woman's apparel.
All of life rejoiceth in the bosom of thy silken nature, as men swoon, while women regaineth the reign upon the hearts of men.
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And so they all burst out in song and laugher, applauding the might of yonder great mountains of flesh, and as they sang, the trumpets scalded the coming of angels, who, descending from ye golden road upon the sky, called out to all of mankind, and said :
This yonder boobage, we have entrusted to thee, fair damsels and maidens. Taketh good care of thyne superbly cut-out breasts, and endeavor to forever enslave the kin of men to thyne side, using nought but thy cleavage.
And all the men looked up, and regardeth the divine light emanating from said boobs, and as the water oozeth from their mouths, they were sattisfied, and saw that all was good.
-Vagrant Legacy-
HOLY SH- WHAT DID JUST HAPPEN ? I'm so sorry, whenever I see good boobage, I tend to go medieval on everyone's asses...hmm.... ass... NO.. NO.. NOOOO.. DON'T....
...
it's okay.. I've got it under control now...
X'D
EDIT: I'm so sorry Minus I swear I'll try to behave from now on. Please don't close this just yet.. we'll keep it civilized..
Oh fair boobs, how I miss thee in the darkest of nights, to cushion my wary conscience unto thy smoothest skin.
Where art thou, for I doth require thy attention, thy molten beauty, oh thou, boobs - most virtuous of all a woman's apparel.
All of life rejoiceth in the bosom of thy silken nature, as men swoon, while women regaineth the reign upon the hearts of men.
-
And so they all burst out in song and laugher, applauding the might of yonder great mountains of flesh, and as they sang, the trumpets scalded the coming of angels, who, descending from ye golden road upon the sky, called out to all of mankind, and said :
This yonder boobage, we have entrusted to thee, fair damsels and maidens. Taketh good care of thyne superbly cut-out breasts, and endeavor to forever enslave the kin of men to thyne side, using nought but thy cleavage.
And all the men looked up, and regardeth the divine light emanating from said boobs, and as the water oozeth from their mouths, they were sattisfied, and saw that all was good.
-Vagrant Legacy-
HOLY SH- WHAT DID JUST HAPPEN ? I'm so sorry, whenever I see good boobage, I tend to go medieval on everyone's asses...hmm.... ass... NO.. NO.. NOOOO.. DON'T....
...
it's okay.. I've got it under control now...
X'D
EDIT: I'm so sorry Minus I swear I'll try to behave from now on. Please don't close this just yet.. we'll keep it civilized..