Phantom Shag

[maidahl]

Poem.

we lie down only on the couch
by chinese take-out and the nightlight
only after rice wine, we kiss.
i am high for this.

i think about sex
more than i should.
i dream up phantom shags
and think, one day
he’ll want to.

But he prefers chicken wings.

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^I'd take pussy over chicken wings any day.

 

[maidahl]

You're g

 

[TropicalStarfish]

Not sure if this was supposed to be funny, but I laughed at the end, lol.

 

[Badjedidude]

You're g

good?

great?

godlike?

goddamn annoying?

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

I'll take number four for 800 points, Alan.

 

[Fragile]

Made me smile. Good one.

 

[Badjedidude]

I'll take number four for 800 points, Alan.

lol no u