Proof of alien life on Earth!

[user 135067]

I found this guy hiding in a basket of cauliflower. I recognized the unusual appearance as alien right away. I've been trying to communicate but as yet he is silent, no doubt clinging to his attempt to remain mistaken for a vegetable. I'm not giving up. I'm sure I'll break his silence eventually.



Or it might really be Romanesco broccoli and I'll never get a word out of it.

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[NoxApex(N/A)]

 

[Finished]

Just be careful. It's the quite aliens that do the anal probing and it looks like it's not going to be smooth and easy.

 

[user 139760]

So? Any word?
Just following up on this. Hopefully this will finally lead to the foundation of Starfleet.

 

[user 135067]

Even at 400° in an oven didn't convince it to talk.

Perhaps we should start an alien search orginazation. We'll scour the earth for evidence. Maybe we can barrow a space X flight and start searching on other planets. We should probably observe first without interference. I think we should make that a prime directive.

 

[Finished]

I'm on board as long as there is no anal probing!!! That's got to be the prime directive! Ha! Ha!

 

[user 139760]

I'm on board as long as there is no anal probing!!! That's got to be the prime directive! Ha! Ha!

Prime Directive should actually be, IMO, "Don't f*ck it".
Because you just KNOW somewhere in the future, some idiot will find a new lifeform and that's the first thing he'll think about

 

[Blue Bob]

To the cooler with it!

 

[user 135067]

My kid asked why we had a fractal in the fridge.

 

[hundal]

No one knows

 

[Adamridge79]

I found this guy hiding in a basket of cauliflower. I recognized the unusual appearance as alien right away. I've been trying to communicate but as yet he is silent, no doubt clinging to his attempt to remain mistaken for a vegetable. I'm not giving up. I'm sure I'll break his silence eventually.

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Or it might really be Romanesco broccoli and I'll never get a word out of it.

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Why are you using a 7 month old mene as an original post?