Poe's Prodigy
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Ok, so I'm confused. When I'm confused, I make lists. Here's a list.
Why haven't I ever had so much as an admirer?
- I'm funny, and not in a loud, obnoxious way either. Plus, I don't say this out of a sense of arrogance- I just happen to make people laugh hysterically.
-I'm smart, but I don't make other people feel dumb. I can have an intelligent conversation, but I don't constantly correct someone's grammer (even though I really want to sometimes) or talk down to people. By the way, don't you hate people who do those things?
-I'm up for anything. If you say "I want to jump into a pool filled with Jell-o" (my secret dream), I'll come along.
-It's not like I'm ugly. I'm not a perfect size 2 (or even 10), but I don't look like a troll, which is more than I can say for a lot of the guys in my school who happen to think that they're too good for anyone but the cheerleaders or whatnot.
-I'm not clingy, utterly dependant, controlling, or just plain bitchy. I think this should rack up some points.
-I'm nice. I can always find something true and nice to say. It's not hard- I know some pretty awesome people. Everyone I know says that I'm good to have around on a bad day.
-I just want to add that I have a ton of guy friends that I get along really well with. They constantly say how fun I am to be around, and what a good girlfriend I would make if I wasn't so (insert immature joke here).
Ok, if you managed to get through all that baggage, congratulations! I now have the million dollar questions for you: why in the heck havn't I been able to attract even the boggart that lives in my locker? Well, I did laugh at him, but still! I'd like to know why I can't find a single human that doesn't automatically put me into the "friend" category.
Thoghts? Comments? Concerns? Tips for boggart removal?
Why haven't I ever had so much as an admirer?
- I'm funny, and not in a loud, obnoxious way either. Plus, I don't say this out of a sense of arrogance- I just happen to make people laugh hysterically.
-I'm smart, but I don't make other people feel dumb. I can have an intelligent conversation, but I don't constantly correct someone's grammer (even though I really want to sometimes) or talk down to people. By the way, don't you hate people who do those things?
-I'm up for anything. If you say "I want to jump into a pool filled with Jell-o" (my secret dream), I'll come along.
-It's not like I'm ugly. I'm not a perfect size 2 (or even 10), but I don't look like a troll, which is more than I can say for a lot of the guys in my school who happen to think that they're too good for anyone but the cheerleaders or whatnot.
-I'm not clingy, utterly dependant, controlling, or just plain bitchy. I think this should rack up some points.
-I'm nice. I can always find something true and nice to say. It's not hard- I know some pretty awesome people. Everyone I know says that I'm good to have around on a bad day.
-I just want to add that I have a ton of guy friends that I get along really well with. They constantly say how fun I am to be around, and what a good girlfriend I would make if I wasn't so (insert immature joke here).
Ok, if you managed to get through all that baggage, congratulations! I now have the million dollar questions for you: why in the heck havn't I been able to attract even the boggart that lives in my locker? Well, I did laugh at him, but still! I'd like to know why I can't find a single human that doesn't automatically put me into the "friend" category.
Thoghts? Comments? Concerns? Tips for boggart removal?