humourless
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How to become a sacred cow on ALLF
- survive here, just stay here for more than 6 months
-get acknowledgement for your empathy by saying "sorry to hear that"
-after a while people start to look up to you because you say nothing interesting but nevertheless harmless
-go unchallenged and see yourself as a sacred cow
-be proud that you aren't a wicked troll even though you are basically lifeless
-complain a lot about trolls, which elevates your status, even though you don't do much else
-be humourless because humour equals troll or lack of compassion
-finally say to yourself "thank God for people like me"
- survive here, just stay here for more than 6 months
-get acknowledgement for your empathy by saying "sorry to hear that"
-after a while people start to look up to you because you say nothing interesting but nevertheless harmless
-go unchallenged and see yourself as a sacred cow
-be proud that you aren't a wicked troll even though you are basically lifeless
-complain a lot about trolls, which elevates your status, even though you don't do much else
-be humourless because humour equals troll or lack of compassion
-finally say to yourself "thank God for people like me"