So a family member caught me on websites that I shouldn't have been on...

[Luna]

Jesse, no offense taken. I will definitely take what you said into consideration.

However, on another note...

THIS:

IS /NOT/ HOT.
I don't care how big his wang/ noodle/ lovestick is!
I don't care how many ladies have jumped him!

I for one, would much rather gouge my eyes out with sporks.

No plastic honeysuckle either.

x_x

---

...We should totally watch some porn together. What are you in to?

Sounds like a plan!

THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET VERY HOT.

...
...

Wait for it...
...
...

Calm down boy!

Too hot for you eh?

 

[Badjedidude]

@_@ GUMMY PORN.

Ma gawd. I have seen everything now.

 

[bugonwall]

Sounds like you wanted her to find out. Keeping it in the fam...

 

[Luna]

@ BJD: Just wait til I get started on kitchen appliances!

Sounds like you wanted her to find out. Keeping it in the fam...

Lol, speak for yourself.
3 pages and you still can't comprehend that we're speaking of experiences where we were "caught"?
It's even in the title FFS.
There is a difference between "caught" and "sharing".
No one is "keeping it in the fam".
If you're trying to troll around and upset me, you'll have to do better than that considering that the only thing that you're accomplishing is embarrassing yourself at this point. =P

 

[Badjedidude]

LOL!!! Kitchen appliances!! Now we know what kind of "naughty" things you were looking at!!!

Lol, speak for yourself.
3 pages and you still can't comprehend that we're speaking of experiences where we were "caught"?
It's even in the title FFS.
There is a difference between "caught" and "sharing".
No one is "keeping it in the fam".
If you're trying to troll around and upset me, you'll have to do better than that considering that the only thing that you're accomplishing is embarrassing yourself at this point. =P

I have to agree. Bugonwall, based on your previous posts, I'd say you need a bit of an attitude check. Maybe you ought to sign off for the day and come back later with a fresh perspective on things or something.

 

[Broken_Doll]

It is at times like this that I'm so glad my family is open about these things. I came out of the I'M A KINKY FREAK closet with my mom earlier this year. She was a little amused, but that's about it.

LOL, I came out of the 'I'M A KINKY FREAK' closet ages ago. My family doesn't know, but a couple of my friends do.

@ Brian: You sure you wanna know what some of us are into?

 

[Brian]

@ Brian: You sure you wanna know what some of us are into?

My curiosity is insatiable.

Do tell.

 

[Bluey]

ANYONE HERE HAVE ANY FAMILY OR FRIENDS FIND OUT YOU'RE A PERVERT?
xD

hahahah LMFAO

No I have not had that problem but then I live alone haha.

Your post was well funny. Lest you can see the funny side to it

She probs had a good perv at what you where looking at her self ye know

 

[SophiaGrace]

ANYONE HERE HAVE ANY FAMILY OR FRIENDS FIND OUT YOU'RE A PERVERT?
xD

She probs had a good perv at what you where looking at her self ye know

LOL! oh god... xD

 

[Badjedidude]

Do tell.

YEZ PLZ.

 

[Broken_Doll]

@ Brain & Badjedidude: Maybe some other time... But not here, some things are best discussed in private. Lets just say I've got a riding crop, a fox fur stole, some kid skin opera gloves and seamed stockings amongst other interesting things stashed under my bed (not every fetishistic item has to come from a sex shop or be made of shiny black latex).

All the other posts in this thread are making me giggle. XD

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^

Niiiiiiice!! lol

(not every fetishistic item has to come from a sex shop or be made of shiny black latex).

I agree, actually. I've always believed that when having sex with someone, ANYTHING within a ten-foot radius could potentially be a sex-toy, if you work hard enough at it. XD haha....and if it wouldn't be a huge health hazard to do so.

That's why I keep the vaccum in the garage. @_@

 

[Broken_Doll]

@ Badjedidude: Everything has potential LOL...

And LMAO at the vaccum comment XD .

@ Topic: I got caught looking at internet porn very recently... A friend used remote assistance to fix something on my PC for me, I jokingly told him no looking at my porn collection, he found it LOL.

 

[coricopat]

I've never hid my 'perversions' from friends or family. I'm a pretty open person. There's a years long running gag about my predilection for slash. My brother came back from one of his geek conventions recently and he had a disc full of slashy goodness for his sis as a 'souvenir'. My mom found one of my vibrators and jokingly pointed out that it probably wasn't a good idea to leave it in the same drawer as my old bible. She now gleefully attributes all my bad luck to divine wrath because of my unintentional blasphemy.

I do however try not to leave things out in the open for all the world to see. Just because I like the stuff, doesn't mean others wanna see it.

 

[Badjedidude]

She now gleefully attributes all my bad luck to divine wrath because of my unintentional blasphemy.

Jesus masturbated. There, now I'm right there with ya in Blasphemy Land!

@ Topic: I got caught looking at internet porn very recently... A friend used remote assistance to fix something on my PC for me, I jokingly told him no looking at my porn collection, he found it LOL.

LOL that's why I do my own computer fixing!

 

[Broken_Doll]

@ Badjedidude: I am so completely useless with computers and technology though that you would be forgiven for assuming that I have been living under a rock for most of my life.

 

[Lawrens]

I've got some porno on my dead laptop, I didn't have the money to fix it after it went out of warranty, so it feels like there's this porno device sitting there waiting to be dug up by future civilizations.

Same goes to my dead hdd, sigh, maybe I should zip them and encrypt them so it doesn't bug me.

 

[Badjedidude]

@ Badjedidude: I am so completely useless with computers and technology though that you would be forgiven for assuming that I have been living under a rock for most of my life.

lol I never assumed that.

I think it comes down to you actually HAVING A LIFE and me spending wayyyy too much time on computer stuff.

 

[Broken_Doll]

lol I never assumed that.

I think it comes down to you actually HAVING A LIFE and me spending wayyyy too much time on computer stuff.

LOL. I spend too much time on computer stuff too. I need to get out more LOL.

 

[Badjedidude]

Haha oh well... maybe one day they'll invent an online "real life" to make people like us feel better! XD lol