I explained that it wasn't a disguise-- that I actually was a reindeer, and a talking one at that! The alien, jaw hanging open, then proceeded to grab a handful of my fur and...
I told him "wait a minute dude" when you opened your jaw I saw you have a few teeth that seem to be begging to see a dentist. Hearing this, he let go of my fur and backed off in terror and ...
the alien howled and uttered "let's extract some of your teeth to begin with" I panicked but finally dared to ask -"what else do you want from me?" he frowned and replied..