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Arianna
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I thought it might be fun to talk about funny jokes and stories.
Now - what you're about to read is a true story.
I swear..
No..I am not crossing my fingers..
or my toes..
Really this happened!!
Honest Injun!
One day my cousin decided to travel out of state to visit me.
We were always very close and love going shopping together. So we decide one morning to check out the sales at the nearest mall.
As usual..Cathy drove.
And although she is generally a good driver - she does have sort of a heavy foot when it comes to the gas pedal. So - unknown to her - I spend a good deal of my time checking the security of my seat belt
as I sit strapped to her Bronco - while she races down the highway.
And then it happened..
A very pretty - very blue flashing light popped up behind the bumper of her car. She gave me a suprised look and pulled over onto the right shoulder - as passing cars continue to whiz by.
"I can't beleive this." she mumbled.
"Me either." I mumbled back - yet secretly thanking GOD for small miracles.
We then turned our attention to the approaching figure.
He was a tall - no nonsense looking - well pressed uniform - complete with dark sun glasses.
As he approached the car - Cathy rolled down her window to offer the policeman her license. Without a word - he took her license to study the information.
Then she started.
"Officer! I wasn't going that much over the speed limit. Just look at all these cars..they're going much faster than me!!
The policeman completely ignored her and began writing out her ticket.
She got louder.
"Officer! This is SO unfair..don't you see all these people breaking the law? They were passing me like I was standing still!
The policeman continued to ignore her. And by now - I am getting nervous.
"Driving on these highways - she said defiantly - is just like the Indianopolis 500. Why did you stop me? Look at all of them speeding by - why dont you give them all a ticket?
At this point the policeman bent down - leaned into the open window and smiled.
"Because m'am" - he said - THIS IS North Carolina - not Indianoplis.
And in this state - it's more like fishin' -
you jus' can't catch 'um all!"
Now - what you're about to read is a true story.
I swear..
No..I am not crossing my fingers..
or my toes..
Really this happened!!
Honest Injun!
One day my cousin decided to travel out of state to visit me.
We were always very close and love going shopping together. So we decide one morning to check out the sales at the nearest mall.
As usual..Cathy drove.
And although she is generally a good driver - she does have sort of a heavy foot when it comes to the gas pedal. So - unknown to her - I spend a good deal of my time checking the security of my seat belt
as I sit strapped to her Bronco - while she races down the highway.
And then it happened..
A very pretty - very blue flashing light popped up behind the bumper of her car. She gave me a suprised look and pulled over onto the right shoulder - as passing cars continue to whiz by.
"I can't beleive this." she mumbled.
"Me either." I mumbled back - yet secretly thanking GOD for small miracles.
We then turned our attention to the approaching figure.
He was a tall - no nonsense looking - well pressed uniform - complete with dark sun glasses.
As he approached the car - Cathy rolled down her window to offer the policeman her license. Without a word - he took her license to study the information.
Then she started.
"Officer! I wasn't going that much over the speed limit. Just look at all these cars..they're going much faster than me!!
The policeman completely ignored her and began writing out her ticket.
She got louder.
"Officer! This is SO unfair..don't you see all these people breaking the law? They were passing me like I was standing still!
The policeman continued to ignore her. And by now - I am getting nervous.
"Driving on these highways - she said defiantly - is just like the Indianopolis 500. Why did you stop me? Look at all of them speeding by - why dont you give them all a ticket?
At this point the policeman bent down - leaned into the open window and smiled.
"Because m'am" - he said - THIS IS North Carolina - not Indianoplis.
And in this state - it's more like fishin' -
you jus' can't catch 'um all!"