What's ur desired woman look like?

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She would look like my current gf and act like her too, except, she wouldn't be so down all the time and when she was I could be there to cheer her up and see her smile :)
 
my fanatsy girl looks like the kooky lady from the progressive commercials or sarah chalke from scrubs.
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because its my thinking the pretty ones are bitches and the kooky funny ones are golden!
 
kooky or golden...it dosn't matter to me anymore. I've had both types.
Sarah is smexy all over and she's funni too...I had her type too

I want the one that'll STFU when I say to STFU.
When I say..."jump *****". I want her to answer me with.... "how high?"
 
I think I'd want two, but I have met types where they've been combined. I guess she would look like Jessica Alba did in the Sleeping Dictionary, but her voice would sound like Elizabeth Hartman from Patch of Blue.

I guess I have fantasies about a whitebread girl who's kind of nerdy, innocent, giggly, sensitive, and maybe a little uptight. I'd like to make babies with a girl like that. Then I'd like kind of a kinky dominant tigress, a Pocahauntus like woman, who is an animal in the sheets. I dunno, maybe they can be combined. I met a half-Eskimo girl (no she was far from overweight) who was like the two combined, and also a Lebanese girl who was like the two combined. One of my friends spilled the beans to the Eskimo girl and that messed that up, and as for the Lebanese girl, she was 4 years older and had a boyfriend so it was hopeless.

But yeah, I guess there are combinations I find attractive, maybe a Jewish little brat like Sarah Silverman (except less perverted) or that Brenda character from GH (look up her vintage fantasy scene in the tub) where she's goofy and sexy simultaneously
 
Lonesome Crow said:
kooky or golden...it dosn't matter to me anymore. I've had both types.
Sarah is smexy all over and she's funni too...I had her type too

I want the one that'll STFU when I say to STFU.
When I say..."jump *****". I want her to answer me with.... "how high?"

If you told me to "jump *****" you'd end up with a knuckle sandwhich.
 
samba101 said:
Lonesome Crow said:
kooky or golden...it dosn't matter to me anymore. I've had both types.
Sarah is smexy all over and she's funni too...I had her type too

I want the one that'll STFU when I say to STFU.
When I say..."jump *****". I want her to answer me with.... "how high?"

If you told me to "jump *****" you'd end up with a knuckle sandwhich.

ROFLMAO!
 
EveWasFramed said:
samba101 said:
Lonesome Crow said:
kooky or golden...it dosn't matter to me anymore. I've had both types.
Sarah is smexy all over and she's funni too...I had her type too

I want the one that'll STFU when I say to STFU.
When I say..."jump *****". I want her to answer me with.... "how high?"

If you told me to "jump *****" you'd end up with a knuckle sandwhich.

ROFLMAO!

No....I don't like rough sex. :(
 

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