Who wants to be my servant?

[Plautus]

I am lonely. Could need a servant who supports me.

 

[Paraiyar]

I can see this thread going well...

 

[HybridWarrior93]

Wrong forum try Craigslist for all your fetish needs haha

 

[ladyforsaken]

I am lonely. Could need a servant who supports me.

Curious, what would you have this servant do?

 

[AmytheTemperamental]

I do everything but clean and I expect paid vacation

 

[Minus]

I just wonder if the term 'servant' is required or if another word might express the idea better.

 

[TheRealCallie]

Yeah, I'm no one's servant....

 

[Crazy Squirrel]

Maybe the OP binge-watched 'Jeeves and Wooster'? I know I'd sure like to have a young Stephen Fry around to take care of all those mundane household tasks, solve life's little problems, and dispense witty banter and sage advice!

 

[Aisha]

If there are any Jeeves' out there, I completely agree with Crazy Squirrel. We could all use a Jeeves.

 

[ThatZealousOne]

Well... this is going to be interesting...

 

[TheSkaFish]

Curious, what would you have this servant do?

Oh, you know. The usual:

Dark Lord seeks servant to keep tower adequately gloomy and evil-looking, serve as quartermaster to army of goblins and trolls, keep his personal dragon groomed, fed, and walked, and assist in gathering supplies for arcane spells.

Preference will be given to anyone named "Igor", but not required!

 

[Plautus]

there is always someone who appreciations the company of a master.

My youtube Channel: LordPlautus

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBj1lqFyOn1mOsUXSUCyLog

so whenever I might leave this forum, you can find me there (talking to servant)

 

[TheRealCallie]

Well, glad we got that cleared up.....lol

 

[Plautus]

AM I the only one fighting with lonelyness?

 

[TheRealCallie]

AM I the only one fighting with lonelyness?

Oh yes, out of 22,000 members on this forum, you are the ONLY one that is lonely.....

So sorry no one wants to be your servant.

 

[Aisha]

AM I the only one fighting with lonelyness?

No. But other people don't usually remedy it by demanding servitude.. But hey, to each his own. May you have lots of luck!

 

[Minus]

Well, glad we got that cleared up.....lol

I guess so. Now i guess the only question i have is if they have any particular slave from the plays of Plautus in mind as the model for this servant that they want.