How would you respond if I.....

[9006]

Point one back at you an ask the same questions.

How would you respond if I couldn't be bothered to move?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Ignore you.

How would you respond if I scratch my fingernails on the chalkboard to make the awful screeching sound?

 

[Cavey]

I'd hand you a laptop opened to the games pages.

How would you respond if I subtly manipulated you?

 

[Edward W]

You can't manipulatre me. BTW I did that thing you said I didn't have to, but I really wanted to so.

How would you respond if I asked you to help me with a bank robbery?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd politely decline.

How would you respond if I asked you...now where are these avatars going?

 

[Edward W]

I'd say stay tuned, I have plans. Current one inspired by a post on here and I just made it quickly.

How would you respond if I started posting everything IN CAPS?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'D POST EVERYTHING BACK IN CAPS AND I KNOW WHICH POST YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IT MADE ME LAUGH.

How would you respond if I sent you a box of crickets?

 

[Scotsman]

Send them bak to you,one at a time, each one with a different hairstyle and colour.

How would you respond if I told you things about your past that only you should know?

 

[Cavey]

Groundhog Day is one of my favourite movies and I'd presume that you are living the same day over and over and had asked me all the questions during these very game threads...

How would you respond if told you that I watch you as you sleep?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd ask you to stick around since you're clearly helping me sleep. And ask you to stop touching me.

How would you respond if I started spreading terrible rumours about you?

 

[Cavey]

I'd reply with self-deprecating humour.

I can't stop touching you - it's those undergarments that Shipster sent you that does it for me.

How would you respond if I cried like a baby?

 

[9006]

Pretend I never seen you.

How would you respond if I carried a comfort blanket everywhere?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Wonder if that blanket helps keep you secure.

How would you respond if I said I'm going to cut your feet off?

 

[9006]

Wear some sort of metal protection so you couldn't.

What would you do if I was sponsored by SONY?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Be jealous and ask you to rope me in for that as well.

What would you do if you could fire gunshots with your fingers?

 

[9006]

Shoot people I dislike, the police would never find a gun on me.

How would you respond if I pointed out you posted in the wrong thread?

 

[WishingWell]

I wouldn't react. The lottery gives away millions all the time, and I still don't buy tickets.



How would react if a stranger came up to you and said I don't need this and handed you a $100 bill?

 

[EJH]

I would thank the stranger, take the money and ask why it was not needed. Then I'd get super happy and spend some and save some.

How would you respond if you suddenly got a promotion and a raise at work?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I would be grateful for it.

How would you respond if I started behaving like we are in the stone age?

 

[Edward W]

I'd wonder why you were hunting mammoths and starting fires in the middle of the room, but then impress you with my new invention - the Wheel, woooooo!

How would you respond if I sent you pictures of my feet?