what animal would you come back as?

[EveWasFramed]

If you were to die today, what animal would you like to come back as?
My answer would be as a pig. Pig's have 30 minute orgasms!!! Of course, when the orgasm is over, you're still going to end up as bacon or sausage.

 

[Naleena]

If you were to die today, what animal would you like to come back as?
My answer would be as a pig. Pig's have 30 minute orgasms!!! Of course, when the orgasm is over, you're still going to end up as bacon or sausage.

I would like to come back as a crow because I think it would be great to fly.

 

[EveWasFramed]

If you were to die today, what animal would you like to come back as?
My answer would be as a pig. Pig's have 30 minute orgasms!!! Of course, when the orgasm is over, you're still going to end up as bacon or sausage.

I would like to come back as a crow because I think it would be great to fly.

omg rofl!! A crow??? I could see an eagle or something??? But a crow?!

 

[evanescencefan91]

I would love to come back as a raven, definatly something that could fly would be awesome, or a dolphin or a Horse, free and Untamed

 

[bookbinder]

a fox.


...or as a panda, just to fool people. ; )

 

[Qui]

My answer would be as a pig. Pig's have 30 minute orgasms!!! Of course, when the orgasm is over, you're still going to end up as bacon or sausage.

rofl.

I'd be a dinosaur.
shut up, ok! I'd be a dinosaur for sure!
I don't want any crap about how they're all dead.
Because as soon as I die and come back as a dinosaur then obviously they won't be all dead anymore, got it?

 

[Fodderboy]

I wanna be a lolcat when I grow up... dead... I can haz vodkas?

 

[Fodderboy]

My answer would be as a pig. Pig's have 30 minute orgasms!!! Of course, when the orgasm is over, you're still going to end up as bacon or sausage.

rofl.

I'd be a dinosaur.
shut up, ok! I'd be a dinosaur for sure!
I don't want any crap about how they're all dead.
Because as soon as I die and come back as a dinosaur then obviously they won't be all dead anymore, got it?

Any specific dinosaur you had in mind?

 

[Jeremi]

A wolf!

Not a lonewolf, just a regular wolf ^^

*howls*

 

[samba101]

I'd come back as an ant, there's plenty of those and they seem to be busy all the time.

 

[GHOSTNYOURMIST]

A turtle, because then people wouldn't think there's something wrong with me for spending my whole life in a shell.

 

[JustLost]

If you were to die today, what animal would you like to come back as?
My answer would be as a pig. Pig's have 30 minute orgasms!!!

What I want to know is who the lucky research scientist was that had to sit there with a stopwatch and figure that out.

You took the best answer. I have nothing that can top that.

 

[EveWasFramed]

If you were to die today, what animal would you like to come back as?
My answer would be as a pig. Pig's have 30 minute orgasms!!!

What I want to know is who the lucky research scientist was that had to sit there with a stopwatch and figure that out.

You took the best answer. I have nothing that can top that.

LOL, I guess it would take 30 minute orgasms to make up for the fact that pigs are smelly, eat garbage and end up someone's egg McMuffin! But still....30 minute orgasms...lol, tough to choose!

 

[Bluey]

I would come back as a lion. I mean all they do is sleep for 16 hours a day and for the other 8 they eat and shag lol What better life could you have. Tis a lion's life for me

 

[EveWasFramed]

I would come back as a lion. I mean all they do is sleep for 16 hours a day and for the other 8 they eat and shag lol What better life could you have. Tis a lion's life for me

lol, ****, Blue One, you make a good point!
But, I bet they don't have 30 minute orgasms.

 

[Irishdoll]

I would love to come back as an Orca. Swim all day, not even sharks mess with you and you have the whole ocean to explore. It must be beautiful.

 

[Bluey]

I would come back as a lion. I mean all they do is sleep for 16 hours a day and for the other 8 they eat and shag lol What better life could you have. Tis a lion's life for me

lol, ****, Blue One, you make a good point!
But, I bet they don't have 30 minute orgasms.

lol This is true

I could not imagine a 30 minute orgasm. I think my eyes would never roll back to the front ever again if I ever experience one of those lol

*grows in search of Viagra* lol Do you think that word work haha

 

[EveWasFramed]

lol, I dont know about the viagra, but something tells me that you would still be twitching two days later! Lord, I'm soooo bad! )

 

[Dog]

I'd return as a dog (predictable, look at my nick). They r so cute =^____^=
I'd be a dog of average size with long hair. Well, dogs don't have a 30 minute orgasm, but stray dogs have much less problems with finding a partner, so I'd be a stray dog. And dogs r not eaten (usually).

 

[JustLost]

I could not imagine a 30 minute orgasm. I think my eyes would never roll back to the front ever again if I ever experience one of those lol

I am prepared to make this sacrifice...you know, for science and stuff. :shy: