Corrupt the wish game.

[BrokenInside]

Granted, but now you have to make "Silent Version" of all of em.
I wish i had an invisible cloak.

 

[theraab]

Granted, but now you can't find where you hung it up.

I wish I never had to do laundry again

 

[BrokenInside]

Granted, but now your clothes stink like a dead dog.
I wish i could fly.

 

[MissGuided]

Granted, but turns out you have extreme airsickness and your air vomit keeps hitting you in the face.

I wish I was in charge of all the chocolate in the world.

 

[theraab]

Granted, but now there are thousands of Augustus Glump style deaths every day as the rivers run maroon with a horrifying mix of cocoa and blood.

I wish that I had a maid

 

[Veilside05]

Granted, but she give your more trouble around the house instead of helping to ease your burden.

I wish everyone is more considerate towards each other.

 

[theraab]

Granted, but she give your more trouble around the house instead of helping to ease your burden.

I said a maid, not a girlfriend.


Granted, but now everyone is so polite that we all stand holding doors open for people that are still blocks away, and die from starvation.

I wish all weekends lasted 3 days.

 

[Veilside05]

Granted, but she give your more trouble around the house instead of helping to ease your burden.

I said a maid, not a girlfriend.

LOL:club:

 

[MissGuided]

I wish all weekends lasted 3 days.

Granted but now your paychecks are so small you have to work double shifts on the 4 other days to survive.

I wish that it was Fall all year round.

 

[theraab]

Granted, but now the stores are clogged with Halloween sales and people complaining that they start advertising Christmas sales too early.

I wish the air outside always smelled as clean as it does today (well clean smelling for New Jersey)

 

[BrokenInside]

Granted, but now it has a strange odor in it that you prefer holding your breath as long as you can.
I wish i could read minds.

 

[MissGuided]

Granted, but now you really know what that dirty old man in your neighborhood is thinking. All the time.

I wish everyone would walk around in medieval garb and say things like, "m'lady" and "m'lord".

 

[BrokenInside]

Granted, but now you have to wear the Conical Henin too, which makes you look ridiculous.
I wish i had a magic wand

 

[MissGuided]

Granted, but it's frequently on the fritz, so really it's just you walking around with a tiny stick.

I wish the plants of the world could water themselves.

 

[theraab]

Granted but now they also screw with us by throwing water on us...at least I think that's water...is that...ewww...is that

I wish no one would ever wear a baseball cap backwards

 

[9006]

Granted, but your the only one who has to wear one backwards, all the time.

I wish my house would clean itself.

 

[theraab]

Granted, but now it doesn't need you and throws you out because that was the only thing you did around there to begin with.

I wish I had more comfortable shoes.

 

[9006]

Granted, but they're the ugliest pair in the universe.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

 

[theraab]

Granted but now all your teeth have fallen out from extended meth use.

I wish I could buy the world a Coke

 

[9006]

Granted but it'll cost you 80% of everything you earn for the rest of your life.

I wish I could get off this virtual meth.