Corrupt the wish game.

[MissGuided]

Granted, but now he's out of work, broke and desperate to give the SuFi to someone - and he lives with you.

I wish I could find a cure for dogs that shed.....

 

[theraab]

Granted, but now all the dogs have little vacuum cleaners following them around everywhere, and that keeps them in a constant panicked/paranoid state...basically they have become cats.

I wish that I was a good dancer.

 

[MissGuided]

Granted, but now all the dogs have little vacuum cleaners following them around everywhere, and that keeps them in a constant panicked/paranoid state...basically they have become cats.

I wish that I was a good dancer.

Oh, crap - my incessant vacuuming is probably already giving her a complex, then, lol.

Granted, but just like the little penguin in Happy Feet, now it's an uncontrollable reflex and your boss is beginning to really get annoyed during the weekly meetings....

I wish I had the authority to thump ignorant jackasses in the forehead, without reprimand.

 

[theraab]

Granted, but now 99.9% of people are sitting in the ER waiting for reconstructive cranial surgery.

I wish I could turn myself invisible.

 

[wolf359]

I wish I had the authority to thump ignorant jackasses in the forehead, without reprimand.

My hand would be broken by the end of the first day.

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Granted, but only during the night, and then you have to sleep in a coffin at dawn. A really uncomfortable coffin.

I wish I could run fast. Cheetah fast.

 

[theraab]

Granted. But now you do everything 5 times faster, and the woman in your life is getting frustrated.

I wish I could avoid going to work but still get paid.

 

[Veilside05]

Granted. But now you lied in bed with so much pain in you body that you wished you were healthy and could go to work instead.

I wished that all my wishes will come true the moment I wake up.

 

[theraab]

Granted, but now you never wake up.

I wish for a pet elephant.

 

[wolf359]

Granted, but he has permanent explosive diarrhea.

I wish I had my own space shuttle.

 

[theraab]

Granted, but your Exxon bill just came...wow!

I wish I had a large plot of land.

 

[WishingWell]

Granted, but it turns out you can't build or plant on it.


I wish I could drive.

 

[theraab]

Granted, but now your friends always ask you for a ride, and then don't chip in for gas.

I wish it was Fall all year long.

 

[wolf359]

Granted, but there becomes so many leaves, you can't go anywhere.

I wish I someone else would pay my bills.

 

[theraab]

Granted, but now that person expects awful, awful things from you.

I wish my condo would clean itself.

 

[MissGuided]

Granted but now it also eats all the food in your fridge and orders pay-per-view without your expressed permission.

I wish that I could read a magazine in seconds.

 

[theraab]

Granted, but now all you read is Cosmo, and you have an unhealthy obsession with meaningless quizzes about how compatible you and your partner are.

I wish everything I ate was smothered in melted cheese

 

[MissGuided]

Granted - but now you never poop. Ever.


I wish I lived on Gilligan's Island.

 

[theraab]

Granted, but since all the living castmembers are very old, you have to change adult diapers all day.

I wish I lived in the 70s.

 

[MissGuided]

Granted, but you trip on your platform shoes, fall flat on your face and we all point and laugh.

I wish that I had a bottomless bowl of popcorn.

 

[theraab]

Granted, but as soon as you stop eating it the popcorn keeps coming up and now your house is like the one at the end of Real Genius.

I wish they made movies like they did in the 80s.