Corrupt the wish game.

[Cherubino]

Granted but the women's average height increases proportionally

I wish I got a marriage proposal from someone I like

 

[Finished]

Granted. But they took it back before you could answer.

I wish my sweat smelled like vanilla.

 

[Cherubino]

granted but then you are chased by all kind of insects

I wish I could talk and walk like Elvis

 

[CenotaphGirl]

Granted but you wake up in his grave

I wish I looked like Kim K in her 20's

 

[Cherubino]

granted but it's the average Kim in Korea

I wish I had the same power as Kim Jong-un aka The Supreme Leader

 

[Finished]

Granted! You are now able to wipe your own butt.

I wish I could shapeshift into different animals and different people.

 

[Cherubino]

granted but it's zoo animals and prison people

I wish I could drink alcohol without any medical consequences

 

[Finished]

Granted. But, while drinking a beer you walk off the side of the earth and fall all the way down to Pluto.

I wish my hair was a always combed perfectly.

 

[Cherubino]

granted ... it is removed and replaced with an artificial programmable scalp

I wish I could dance without being hilarious

 

[TheSkaFish]

You can, but only the macarena, which you dance in a stiff and formal way, robbing it of its energy, free-spiritedness, and zest. Bystanders see it and say, "boy howdy, if that there ain't the stiffest rendition of the macarena that I ever done gone saw".

I wish I could be a Jedi in the Star Wars universe.

 

[Finished]

Granted but you get stuck with an old broken down Delta 7 Jedi Starfighter that barely even runs. So, you never end up being useful.

I wish I had all the powers of Star Trek's Q.

 

[TheSkaFish]

Granted but you use your Q powers exclusively to throw random mariachi and cigar parties:



"I don't need your fantasy women!"

PS - props to you @Finished for knowing the Delta 7! She's a nimble little ship.
But I imagine getting parts for one would be pretty tough though after Order 66, and would earn me a visit from the local Stormtrooper garrison.


I wish I had a private island, with all the amenities of modern life.

 

[Cherubino]

granted but you cannot bring anyone there except a butler named Friday

I wish I married a lesbian couple

 

[Bam111]

oh, my how do I carefully answer this one let's see... granted I shall change your gender and name to Cherubina you are now feeling things that you never felt before and have a strong desire to watch romance movies and horror films and have deep and meaning full conversations with your partners and also adopt a cat a dog or maybe a bird. (I do know I'm trying to think of something never played this game forgive me lol)

I wish I could take peoples pain away pain of losing others they love.

 

[CenotaphGirl]

Granted but you lose everyone you love

I wish I could never be misunderstood

 

[Cherubino]

granted but people avoid you because they can't do their show

I wish I could talk with the death (while alive)

 

[Finished]

Granted. But, since you are the only one death can talk to, he never shuts up and drives you completely crazy.

I wish a had a jacuzzi full of hot water that I could fold up and stick in my back pocket with the ability to unfold it to full size with it being full, hot, and ready to go.

 

[Bam111]

granted but the water spills all over your clothes and you are soaked, and squeaky shoes make you detectable in crowds. (I hope I'm playing correctly lol)

I wish I could stop hearing so many voices (it's hard to concentrate.)

 

[Finished]

Granted. However, you immediately stop hearing all voices so you have to learn sign language in order to communicate. But, for some strange reason you can hear music just fine.

I wish I could just eat food pellets that give my body exactly what it needs.

 

[Bam111]

(you turned me into Beethoven I love it ) granted but you live in space and get it shipped to you in packages from earth and you have a robot cat that keeps you company and he speaks perfect English. (Buzz lightyear) reference

wish I had a good friend