Corrupt the wish game.

[Felix]

Granted, but the hause falls into the lake drained by a huge tsunami and the mountain turns out to be a giant who crushes what's left of your home. But you survive. Barely

I wish I could play the ukulele.

 

[Aurora]

Granted but the makers slap a 'manufacturers cannot supply' sticker on the ukulele factory & yours breaks

I wish I had some BBQ pringles right now

 

[Felix]

Granted, but they are extra spicy and your tongue gets burned.

I wish I had my own newspaper.

 

[Aurora]

Granted but you tap celebrities phones & get liquidised

I wish I were a fly on the wall in the house of commons canteen

 

[whispers]

Granted, but an evil employe puts poison in the ink and makes all the readers sick, you are then faced with a billion $ lawsuit

I wish someone would rub my feet right now

 

[Aurora]

Granted but an smelly foot genie appears & corrupts your next wish

I wish I had a drawer full of hole-resistant socks

 

[whispers]

Granted, but you get a severe fungal infection and wearing socks only agravates it and its very painfull.


I wish someone would help me with housework

 

[Aurora]

Granted but they expire due to exhaustion overload

I wish I could fly

 

[Felix]

Granted, but you can only fly above swimming pools

I wish I had unlimited oxygen to swim underwater.

 

[SilentComfort]

Granted, but you have to hold your breath when not in water.

I wish i could read Japanese.

 

[WishingWell]

Granted, but the day you do, everything printed in Japenese, by law, will be destroyed.


I wish I lived in the city again.

 

[Felix]

You get to live in the city, "The ghost city" were eveyone is DEAD.

I wish I invented the toilet

 

[Jilted John]

Granted,but you will be known for the rest of your days as "Felix S**thole"

I wish I could snowboard.

 

[Aurora]

Granted - but a Yeti appears & causes an avalanche

I wish I were a Meercat

 

[Sci-Fi]

Granted but you are stuck with hanging around with a warthog all day and break into songs.

I wish it were summer now

 

[whispers]

Granted, but we skipped spring....no mating season, now its too dry for any plants to germinate, the sudden change in temperature has created tornadoes and floods.

I wish i could physicaly shapeshift EX: become a panther or a little birdy

 

[nolongerknow]

Granted, but the show Sliders was cancelled in the year 2000. You have been dead for 12 years.

I wish I was Hugh Heffner

 

[Rayri]

Granted, but you will be asexual.


i wish my teddy bear could move and talk.

 

[Antihero]

Granted, but you're teddy bear is now crazy and wants to kill you.

I was I had tomorrow off from work.

 

[whispers]

Granted, but its because the business closed.

I wish i had a hot tub