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Granted, but the hause falls into the lake drained by a huge tsunami and the mountain turns out to be a giant who crushes what's left of your home. But you survive. Barely :p

I wish I could play the ukulele.
 
Granted but the makers slap a 'manufacturers cannot supply' sticker on the ukulele factory & yours breaks

I wish I had some BBQ pringles right now
 
Granted, but they are extra spicy and your tongue gets burned.

I wish I had my own newspaper.
 
Granted but you tap celebrities phones & get liquidised

I wish I were a fly on the wall in the house of commons canteen
 
Granted, but an evil employe puts poison in the ink and makes all the readers sick, you are then faced with a billion $ lawsuit

I wish someone would rub my feet right now
 
Granted but an smelly foot genie appears & corrupts your next wish

I wish I had a drawer full of hole-resistant socks
 
Granted, but you get a severe fungal infection and wearing socks only agravates it and its very painfull.


I wish someone would help me with housework
 
Granted, but you can only fly above swimming pools :)

I wish I had unlimited oxygen to swim underwater.
 
You get to live in the city, "The ghost city" were eveyone is DEAD.

I wish I invented the toilet
 
Granted but you are stuck with hanging around with a warthog all day and break into songs.

I wish it were summer now
 
Granted, but we skipped spring....no mating season, now its too dry for any plants to germinate, the sudden change in temperature has created tornadoes and floods.

I wish i could physicaly shapeshift EX: become a panther or a little birdy
 
Granted, but the show Sliders was cancelled in the year 2000. You have been dead for 12 years.

I wish I was Hugh Heffner
 
Granted, but you're teddy bear is now crazy and wants to kill you.

I was I had tomorrow off from work.
 

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