Corrupt the wish game.

[Jilted John]

Granted,but when get one,you get in,and find me under the bubbles.


I wish I had a nice deck.

 

[Felix]

You get a nice deck but if you touch it you DIE.

I wish I had unstoppable motivation.

 

[Antihero]

Granted, but now everyone is jealous of your awesome deck and hates you.

I wish I could swim really fast.

 

[Jilted John]

Granted,but you swim in a circle so fast,it creates a whirlpool which sucks you in and drowns you.


I wish my cat could feed himself!

 

[ajdass1]

Oh, he'll feed himself all right... on the flesh of the corpses he digs up from the graveyard and drags into your bedroom.

I wish there was a Malaysian restaurant within walking distance of me!

 

[Jilted John]

Granted,but they open one right next door,and you get so sick of the smell of Malaysian food,you have to move.


I wish I was a fish.

 

[ajdass1]

Granted, but you're a plankton.

I wish I was a cat.

 

[whispers]

Granted you spend the rest of your life peeing on peoples porches, fighting other males on you territory and scream like a maniac when you want to mate. Oh and you will chase mice and est them too ewwww

I wish i had beautiful clothes

 

[Jilted John]

Granted,but then you've got nothing to do the gardening in!

I wish my place was built of chocolate.

 

[whispers]

lol, granted, you will be known as the dirty boy, you will always be chocolate stained, plus it will attract all kinds of animals and insects.


I wish i had a harp

 

[Rayri]

Granted, but every time you try to pluck it, a painful electrical shock will be sent down your arms.

i wish i had long hair.

 

[Phaedron]

granted, but now you look like cousin IT, at least until trimmed.

I wish I had real super powers.

 

[Sci-Fi]

Granted, but everyone comes to you to solve their problems from all over the world.

I wish I had a cup of soup.

 

[whispers]

granted, made with love from my grandma, sat on the counter for two weeks, then she shipped it to you in a thermos. and there you go... enjoy. oh did i mention its fish head soup, very popular amongst the natives here .


I wish i wasnt lactose intolorant

 

[Jilted John]

Granted,because I wish Whispers wasn't lactose intolerant either. Whew!


I wish my hair would grow younger.

 

[whispers]

lol, granted, way young, like when you were baby


I wish it would not be so warm in my bedroom

 

[applepear]

Granted, now you are in Antartica

I wish I was hot.

 

[Jilted John]

Granted,now you are in the oven.


I wish it would stop raining.

 

[applepear]

Granted, but you just thrown the world into eternal drought.

I wish Iwouldn't be so tired all the time

 

[MissGuided]

Granted but your eyeballs are permanently open and you suffer from horrible 'dry eye syndrome'.


I wish I was taller.