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Subway robber told authorities 'Jared diet' didn't work for him

HUEYTOWN, AL

A Fairfield man who is accused of robbing Subway restaurants said he did it because the "Jared diet" didn't work for him, so he wanted his money back.

According to the Hueytown Police Department, a citizen saw the surveillance video of the robbery on Facebook and recognized the suspect shopping in the Huyetown Walmart.

Hueytown police found the suspect and noticed he was an exact match of the suspect, even wearing the same clothes and shoes as the robbery suspect.

Zachary Torrance, 18, of Fairfield was taken into custody and admitted to the robbery.
 
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Subway robber told authorities 'Jared diet' didn't work for him

HUEYTOWN, AL

A Fairfield man who is accused of robbing Subway restaurants said he did it because the "Jared diet" didn't work for him, so he wanted his money back.

According to the Hueytown Police Department, a citizen saw the surveillance video of the robbery on Facebook and recognized the suspect shopping in the Huyetown Walmart.

Hueytown police found the suspect and noticed he was an exact match of the suspect, even wearing the same clothes and shoes as the robbery suspect.

Zachary Torrance, 18, of Fairfield was taken into custody and admitted to the robbery.

LOL :D
 
Cops: Couple Robs Bank, Posts Photos of Loot on Facebook

A couple was busted for allegedly robbing a bank after posting photos of their loot to Facebook, according to a police report.

Mogan allegedly walked into the bank wearing a hooded sweatshirt and gave the teller a note demanding cash, and the teller did as told.

Police say that four days after the robbery, the couple posed together with cash in their hands. On August 31, Mogan also posted images of him posing with a wad of cash in his mouth.

Mogan and Duboe have each been charged with robbery and theft and are behind bars at the Pickaway County jail on $250,000 bond.
 
A couple years ago in my hometown, a few people tried to rob a bank with a getaway on a motorcycle. They robbed the place, ran outside, and hopped onto the motorcycle, and it was out of gas. True story.
 
Paul Neaverson, 61, walked in to a branch of NatWest in Rainham, Kent and held a knife to the cashier’s neck.

However he was caught out when he asked the clerk to transfer the money in to his own bank account.

And why did he do it? Because he needed money to book a flight to Corfu for a job interview as a golf coach.

Maidstone Crown Court heard that during the terrifying raid the cashier managed to hit the panic button.

Neaverson fled, but undeterred, he only went as far as the HSBC just 400ft away where tried to hold up that bank too.

Neaverson, of Rainham, Kent, pleaded guilty to two attempted robberies and possession of a blade. He has now been jailed for two years.
 
Maybe they just don't think that he is going to make it as a career criminal. About the only thing that he got right was that he didn't hold the knife to his own throat.
 
I saw this segment on Right This Minute where there was a guy caught on camera stealing money from a tip jar and authorities believe he is the same guy who stole a security camera from outside of a school. When he stole the camera and was removing it he had it pointing straight down at his face so his face is on camera practically the entire time he is removing it.
 
Johnson City felon gets 15 years in prison for Facebook pic with gun

KNOXVILLE — A Johnson City man was sentenced Thursday to more than 15 years in federal prison for being a felon in possession of a firearm.

Malik First Born Allah Farrad, also known as Marvin Maurice Buckles, 41, was ordered to serve 188 months in federal prison, according to a news release from the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Knoxville.

In fall 2013, Johnson City police began an investigation into suspected criminal conduct by Farrad, examining his use of social media, specifically Facebook. Investigators found that in October 2013 Farrad uploaded a photograph of three handgun atop the toilet seat in his bathroom. Since he had numerous previous felony convictions for drug, gun and violent offenses, it was illegal for him to have such weapons.

Working with the Federal Bureau of Investigation, police obtained a search warrant for the entirety of Farrad’s Facebook account. Law enforcement discovered a variety of photographs showing him holding, posing with and displaying a Springfield, Model XD, .45 caliber, semiautomatic pistol. The pictures were taken from inside Farrad’s bathroom and were uploaded in quick succession in October 2013.

The U.S. attorney’s office said testimony at Farrad’s trial described distinguishing characteristics of the firearm seen in the seized Facebook photos. Those features both confirmed the identity of the firearm, and dispelled any possibility of it being a toy, fake, replica, or imitation. In a two-day jury trial, Farrad was found guilty.
 
Selfies taken with stolen Kindle show up in cloud

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Los Angeles police say a photo they circulated of two people taken with a stolen Kindle has led to its return.

Police released the photo Thursday that had uploaded automatically to the owner's cloud account. It showed a photo of a man and a woman who apparently visited church on Ash Wednesday because she had a smudge of ash on her forehead.

Police say a few hours later the 26-year-old man in the picture returned the Kindle, and it has been returned to the owner. The woman in the photo was the man's mother, who police say had nothing to do with the theft.

Police Capt. Paul Vernon says there was family pressure on the man to return the tablet because his mother was in the picture.
 
^OMG, there really should be a moron test before people are allowed out into the world.
 
^^ A friends dad said ...when your born stupid your stupid a long time
 
Security Camera Catches Prowling Suspect Licking Doorbell For 3 Hours


Police in Salinas, California, identified the doorbell licker, but haven’t made an arrest.

A family in Salinas, California, might be ready to deliver a tongue-lashing to the prowler their security camera caught licking their doorbell for three hours.

Sylvia Dungan told local station KION-TV over the weekend the security system alerted the family to strange movement in the early morning.

“I thought, boy there’s a lot of traffic. I go, 5 in the morning? My son doesn’t get home till 6 a.m. Well then who the heck is that?” Dungan said.

She was even more shocked when she watched the video: Hours of a male trespasser licking the doorbell.

“I thought, ‘Oh boy, that is just weird,’” Dungan told CBS Sacramento.

The tongue-wagging trespasser didn’t stop there. Police said he also was caught on video appearing to urinate on the front lawn, according to KION.

Police said the suspect, Roberto Daniel Arroyo, 33, could face misdemeanor charges for petty theft and prowling, according to CBS Sacramento. As of  Tuesday afternoon, he remained at large.

Dungan said there was no physical damage to her home, but her family spent the rest of the weekend sanitizing their doorbells, according to the station.


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