Dwarfed?

[Colster]

You wake up with 6 nipples, and all of them are tingling. What do you do?

 

[CenotaphGirl]

Oh I'd just sign up to OnlyFans

 

[NoxApex(N/A)]

Buy a shitload of whiskey, weed, rags, trashbags, razors, medical supplies, and call off work for like a week claiming that I tested positive for COVID so I can heal up.

"What the fresia happened to you??"
"I woke up with 4 additional nipples, it's all good though."

 

[ringwood]

Uhhhh, is this a trick question? Milk myself?

 

[Colster]

Believe it or not, there is a t-shirt.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Happy-All-Nipples-Tingling-T-Shirt/dp/B0756WK5KW?th=1

 

[Abstamyous]

I look for my puppies

 

[user 188522]

Brillant answer Abstamyous! You put a smile on my face.