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It turned out to be one of those collapsible cat play tunnels and a sudden sound of twitching whiskers (they were exceedingly long whiskers!) And the sound of a metal rasp being drawn across lethally sharp claws made them all stop in their tracks. Boo-Boo bear had eyes like saucers and his dark fur went as white as a polar bears.... "Oh no! Ccccccaaaat!!" He yelled and high tailed it off into a prickly Bush where he did a fair bit of cussing.
 
Yogi motioned for Boo-Boo, lifted his leg, threw back his arms, and they got out of there after Yogi setup a little surprise. Ranger Smith ....

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....picks up one end of the play tunnel and gives it a big shake and out pops Snagglepuss going at his nails with an emery board, funny how those play tunnels amplify everything. Snagglepuss looks over at Ranger Smith and says "And a ha ha ha even" right before...
 
…..to go looking, but stopped and asked Snagglepuss “Would you like to come over to my place and clean up and maybe stay for dinner?” To this Snagglepuss said “Exit stage left” and sprinted off to his right only to….
 
Stand on a gardening rake carelessly left amongst the undergrowth and... thwack! Snagglepuss was really seeing stars.
Ranger Smith ran to his side only to find....
 
At that exact moment, after much rustling in the bushes, the Fab Four appeared! John, Paul, George and Ringo who launched into an acapello version of "Baby you can drive my car" And that was it! Ranger Smith started dancing, got into the vibe and Snagglepuss, still slightly poleaxed from the rake incident, began swaying to the beat...
 
Ask the Fab Four to perform for the family whilst they craftily steal the food and make a run for the hills. Boo boo gave Yogi a fist bump and then froze.....
 
Whether or not he thought Thomas was a really useful engine? Suddenly, Snagglepuss reappeared wearing an extremely fetching grass skirt and a pair of Ray Bans and carrying a hurriedly scrawled plaque that read "Will dance for food".
Ranger Smith was right behind him and.....
 
He eyed the sandwich warily, before circling around Ranger Smith. In one quick pounce, Snagglepuss tied Ranger Smith up before making a shocking revelation.
" I knew it! You ain't Ranger Smith at all! You're that Gordon Ramsay dude!"
Everything went quiet and Ranger Smith cleared his throat before saying....
 
….it UGH” as Ranger Smith gets smashed to the ground by a unicorn. A girl in teal blue scrubs hops off the unicorn, grabs the meatball sandwich from Snagglepuss…..
 

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