Randomact164
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Its Finals week just got done with day 1, spending weekend at mom;s house. shes a frinkin vulture and constantly watches to make sure i study.
So today i got home round 10pm or so and all of a sudden i got this boner. now i ussally just waitem out and their gone but its like 11:00 so im like a whatever, everyone went to sleep and istill got this thing so ill just rub one out (** IDC who you are as a guy but i know youve had this b4 lol**)... so im like 5 mins into it just tring to get rid of the **** thing and my mom comes though the door and i got my pants down with sum pronz up on my screen so i closed the link and pulled my shirt over my ... well u know.
and shes like...i dont believe it, you shouldve locked ur door.
i could tell another famous talk was coming so i quuickly flipped this around.
WHY LOCK IT ITS NOT STOPPING YOU. ITS BECUASE OF YOU HAWKING ME THAT I CANT EVEN GET 10 MINUTES TO JACK OFF IN MY OWN **** ROOM. GOD DAMNIT I CANT EVEN FINISH NOW BECUASE OF YOU AND I STILL GOT THIS BONER!
well ok then ill just leave.
I NEARLY Fell on the floor loling soo hard.
I win, she says anything to my dad and i gotta go through bullshit talks, im just goning to lose it. Ohhh this should make for an intresting summer start :
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Its Finals week just got done with day 1, spending weekend at mom;s house. shes a frinkin vulture and constantly watches to make sure i study.
So today i got home round 10pm or so and all of a sudden i got this boner. now i ussally just waitem out and their gone but its like 11:00 so im like a whatever, everyone went to sleep and istill got this thing so ill just rub one out (** IDC who you are as a guy but i know youve had this b4 lol**)... so im like 5 mins into it just tring to get rid of the **** thing and my mom comes though the door and i got my pants down with sum pronz up on my screen so i closed the link and pulled my shirt over my ... well u know.
and shes like...i dont believe it, you shouldve locked ur door.
i could tell another famous talk was coming so i quuickly flipped this around.
WHY LOCK IT ITS NOT STOPPING YOU. ITS BECUASE OF YOU HAWKING ME THAT I CANT EVEN GET 10 MINUTES TO JACK OFF IN MY OWN **** ROOM. GOD DAMNIT I CANT EVEN FINISH NOW BECUASE OF YOU AND I STILL GOT THIS BONER!
well ok then ill just leave.
I NEARLY Fell on the floor loling soo hard.
I win, she says anything to my dad and i gotta go through bullshit talks, im just goning to lose it. Ohhh this should make for an intresting summer start :
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