Game - The most unbelievable lie

[Joturbo]

I am a lecturer in English at Cambridge

 

[user 150037]

I am an avenger.

And - spoiler alert - I'm the one who kills Thanos in the upcoming Avengers movie.

 

[Hazed]

I am beyond redemption

 

[Danielle]

I am a famous actor and you all know who I really am....

 

[Cavey]

I liked you in My Left Foot

I once ate so much at an all you can eat restaurant that the entire chain had to go into administration the next day.

 

[Danielle]

I won 1 million dollars on a scratch ticket today

 

[Jessicat]

I am lecturing sensitive young minds in how to become more agreeable.

 

[Danielle]

I have super powers and can fly

 

[Joturbo]

I am a mod on Mumsnet

 

[user 150037]

There is an island named after me.

 

[Joturbo]

I look like the Rock

 

[Danielle]

Today my boss is sending me to LA on conference. I am flying first class, and once I check in I will have a top floor suite with a private indoor/outdoor pool. I will also have a personal massage therapist and someone to personally cook my meals...whatever I want. My conference I only 2 hours, but I get to stay a week.... alone, in the peace and quiet, being pampered and sleeping as much as I want. And the weather will be nice.

 

[Joturbo]

I run an Elk hound dog walking business..

 

[user 150037]

I an personal friends with the Hulk.

 

[Danielle]

I rode an elephant to work today

 

[Joturbo]

I'm a New York police officer and I pulled over a really ill looking person riding an elephant to work

 

[Danielle]

Hahahaha!

That person Joturbo pulled over, jumped off the elephant and fell asleep right there on the ground.

 

[capriccio]

The elephant call Danielle's boss and told him Danielle will be late for work.

 

[Danielle]

I'm having a nice valentines day

 

[Joturbo]

Danielle's elephant has so much bling you can see them parting the traffic a mile off and she's employed two minions to carry the honeysuckle shovels.