Gonna be a bear

[Ladysphinx]

Gonna be a bear

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd Like to come back as a bear. When your a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, your suppose to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When your a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while your sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definatley deal with that.

If your a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. you swat away anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If your a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

YUP, GONNA BE A BEAR

 

[LGH1288]

Dear Lady ~ ADORABLE!!! LGH

 

[Dessa]

You bring up amazing points. +1 for you.

 

[Sci-Fi]

AH a talking bear! LOL

I like your logic behind that, very funny. I've often thought of that myself, the life some of these animals have especially the ones that hibernate.

 

[Minus]

That hibernating in winter part has always sounded appealing to me.

 

[LGH1288]

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A Current Bear Hibernation Study

 

[Aberlee]

This was the best post yet!